@CanopyLife2

I’m here for laughs.

Joined January 2010
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“I got your miracle right here, nerd”—Matthew 9:47 Baby Billy Freeman 😂
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Gunar Matthews@TXson_693h
Aggies seeing positive things said about Austin and DKR. – at San Angelo, TX
BeatinTheBookie.com®️
@BeatinTheBookie5h
Final Austin weekend tally: Hotel $2800 Flights $1400 Tickets $900 Usually weekends don’t deliver EV, but I’d go back to Austin for a game tomorrow if need be. Place delivered in all areas. Food, fans, stadium, excitement. Texas game days get an A++ from me.
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Nick Kelly
@_NickKelly8h
News: Alabama DB Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. was arrested on 2 misdemeanor charges Friday: harassing communications and doxing. Kalen DeBoer said he is "not with us" Monday after the program announced Kirkpatrick was suspended Saturday. al.com/alabamafootball/2026/…

Alabama defensive back arrested on 2 misdemeanor charges

Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. is in his third season with Alabama football.

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Graham Coffey
@GrahamCoffeyDC7h
Cody Campbell tagging Texas Tech employees and threatening to have the school remove access from a radio station because of a post by a producer with 175 followers... Take the checks, take the optics issues that come with the guy who wrote them
Cody Campbell
@CodyC6410h
Replying to @BTRiker03
How about “for the sake of the program”, everybody @TexasTech stops talking and doing interviews on @DoubleT973? @robertgio, let’s discuss.
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3rd and 10 and give up 17. Cowboys defense
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Tune, MBA, CISSP
@CartuneNetwerk7h
Ohio State lost to TEXAS and is somehow still respected
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This defense man…..
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The Cowboys have no pass rush—among other things on defense.
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Nick Ⓜ️
@TheN1ckM4h
#Cowboys. Defense. Is. Straight. Hot. Dog. Water. Ha.
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Justin Wells
@justinwells24248h
“I like how Coach Nansen sees my versatility and how I could fit into their defense.” “(Texas) pursuit to the ball; the whole defense is a stimulus.” “The visit was pretty cool especially being able to be there with my coach and teammates from my high school.” Texas hosted a number of flip candidates over the weekend. Here from them, including newest 🤘pledge RJ Hudson and more. DETAILS: on3.com/teams/texas-longhorn… (On3+) @InsideTexas @Rivals #HookEm
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I knew the Cheese Factory comment was going to sting 🤣😂🤣😂😂
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar7h
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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On3
@On37h
NEWS: Auburn has fired men's basketball GM Brian Kloman for hiding information on overseas recruit Mantas Rubstavicius' academic coursework in Lithuania, @_JHokanson reports❌ on3.com/teams/auburn-tigers/…
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Yuck!
Alex Isenstadt@axiosalex8h
News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24 axios.com/2026/10/26/trump-s…

Scoop: Trump enlists football stars for final midterm push in Texas

The president is trying to activate a constituency Republicans fear will stay home.

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Both OU and Nebraska currently not ranked
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Damn. Wishing both a speedy recovery.
Marc Stein
@TheSteinLine6h
Thunder president Sam Presti announces that both Jalen Williams (dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula) and Cason Wallace (torn labrum in his left shoulder) need surgery and will be out indefinitely.
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Jug machine catch for Super Bowl tickets. I dig it. I hope she wins them.
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Richard Deitsch
@richarddeitsch10h
This is a terrible look for the WNBA -- and there is no way spin it. I realize all the potential solutions sucked but the prospect of crowning a champion on a Thursday afternoon is just brutal optics (and will be brutal television ratings.) If you are the league, you are praying for a G7.
Richard Deitsch
@richarddeitsch10h
NEW YORK, Oct. 26, 2026 – Game 6 of the WNBA Finals between the Golden State Valkyries and Atlanta Dream will be played at State Farm Arena in Atlanta on Thursday, October 29 at 12:30 p.m. ET, the WNBA announced today. The game, originally scheduled for 8 p.m. ET, will still air on USA Network and stream on Peacock. To accommodate the Finals game, the NBA’s Atlanta Hawks have agreed to move the start time of their regular-season game versus the Cleveland Cavaliers to 8:00 p.m. ET.
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The Peanuts dance (green shirt kid) 🤣😂🤣
justasistertryingtotweet
@Igottafigh6451011h
LMAOOOOOOOOO
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Some kid entering pre k next year will have never seen a Georgia bowl win 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
Cognac West@SweatyKeef11h
You’re not allowed to tweet about Georgia until Sark sends Kirby his Father’s Day Gift
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Clarence Hill Jr
@clarencehilljr12h
Voting matters
Robert Littal BSO
@BSO12h
Dez says he has always had friendly interactions with the cops, and when asked why he was the only one getting a citation, they replied he needed to be the "Bigger Person"
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“Trust me bro”
Bleacher Report CFB
@BR_CFB14h
“Arch ain't gonna be there next year... he won't be in Texas.” @davidpollack47 believes Arch Manning will be the QB at a different school next season 👀
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