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Travels a lot and writes books. Two dark 'Assassins' Social Club' comedies and three hilarious 'Six Idiots' novels out now https://teapaw.org/t.co/O8EYZDAyZQ

England
Joined August 2021
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๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ #GEARKYOTO ๅ‡บๆผ”ๆƒ…ๅ ฑ ๐Ÿค– 2026ๅนด11ๆœˆ12ๆ—ฅ(ๆœจ)19:00ๅ…ฌๆผ”ใฎใ‚ญใƒฃใ‚นใƒˆใฏใ€ ใƒ‰ใƒผใƒซ๏ผšไฝใ€…ๆœจใƒคใ‚นๅญ ใƒฌใƒƒใƒ‰๏ผšๅฒกๆ‘ๆธ‰ ใ‚คใ‚จใƒญใƒผ๏ผšChibanasty ใƒ–ใƒซใƒผ๏ผšใƒฆใ‚ญ ใ‚ฐใƒชใƒผใƒณ๏ผšๆทฑๆฒณๆ™ƒ ใŒๅ‡บๆผ”๏ผ ่ฆ‹ๆ…ฃใ‚ŒใŸๅ ด้ขใซใ‚‚ใ€ๆ–ฐใ—ใ„็™บ่ฆ‹ใŒใ‚ใ‚‹ใ€‚ไปŠๅ›žใฎใ‚ญใƒฃใ‚นใƒˆใง็”Ÿใพใ‚Œใ‚‹ใ€Žใ‚ฎใ‚ขใ€ใ‚’ใ€‚
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Five books...two series, lots of dead people and much chortling and snort laughs. Six Idiots Witness a Murder (3 books) The Assassins' Social Club (2 books) Available on Amazon and Kindle ๐Ÿ˜€
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I am compiling a list of words and phrases that should be banned from the English language. Does anyone have anything particularly irritating they don't mind hearing? Perhaps we could touch base on this, then circle back and come up with something totally amazeballs ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—ป
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The things we see at games... ๐Ÿ˜… #UEL
Just when you think you've seen it all... ๐Ÿ˜… #UCL
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Possibly just returned from battle ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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It seems there is enough book promoters / specialists on X for every author to be repped and published. โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
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The amount of coffee I had to put in my coffee this morning would probably scare the lot of you ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Netflix needs to make a documentary about how we went from paying $7.99 a month to over $19.99
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At it again
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Meet Kevin
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I knew it
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I have done some incredibly scientific research which tells me that if you haven't bought my books yet you're the type of person who likes pineapple on pizza, often goes to the toilet without pulling your trousers down first and has probably murdered at least 3 family members. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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So good! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bruges, Belgique.
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