Captain Rob 💙💛🤍

Dear Hollywood, ANOTHER remake of 'A Christmas Carol'? Is this your box of ideas?👇

Apparently today is World Kindness Day so I'm going to go out and be kind to all of the losers and idiots in my town. I'll give them a link to my books on Amazon so they can have a laugh while the rest of the world struggles opening their email. 😁 #WorldKindnessDay

A note for all #Microsoft engineers currently trying to fix things. Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a determined and enthusiastic individual...so maybe don't try too hard today 😊 Buy these and laugh at all the corporate crapulence instead 😁

There was also a temple in Kyoto live streaming so I found myself on there too 😂

Embarrassingly, yes! There is a scene in the show Alice in Borderland where the main characters are standing on that exact spot (well, cowering from a man with a high powered rifle) 😁

If I'm in Shibuya, I would run backwards and forwards across the crossing and spot myself on the live webcam. 👁️ In Shinjuku, I'd get lost in the hustle and bustle, buy ice creams and drinks from the vending machines and just get immersed in the crowds. I'd also watch this guy:

The perfect #Christmas #Gift for someone who loves dad jokes, puns and random thoughts. Over 1000 original 'dad thoughts' that range from bad jokes, terrible puns and shrewd (but hilarious) observations on life, work, marriage and more! Out now at Amazon 📚

I don't like to tell everyone what I'm doing but a certain product is open for pre-downloading today ahead of the release on the 19th November. Just saying.

The Tokyo hotel room I had was very small but in Kyoto I booked the Kabuki room...quite spectacular with a welcome greeting in Japanese every time you walked in the door from a motion sensor and speaker! Wild 😂