michael

Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2009
It's so funny that the H3H3 fan base seems to be almost exclusively women who love celebrity gossip. A complete inversion of his original fan base.
Even the h3 subreddit posting this is crazy 💀
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This person is proof that some people believe themselves to be so much more intelligent than the media they consume that they assume them realizing a thematic angle they believe no one else noticed (they did) means the media “isn’t as smart as people think it is”
You Can See Everything… is a white people film. This is exactly correct:
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He was once a legitimate prospect in MMA. Then he injured his knee, covid happened and he drank his prospect status away. It was over when the bouncer choked him out in New Jersey 2021. Now he's just a pin me/pay me jobber on these clown shows. Embarrassing for RAF to book him.
He has done everything in combat sports @dillondanis 🐐
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He is directly quoting Joseph Goebells here btw
TRUMP: "I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss."
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He's ripping off Shane Douglas yet again, by making a scene in public and getting completely ignored.
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What do people want him to do instead? He's close to 80 and this is what he likes doing
This is legitimately sad.
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Gm boomers & gooners ☀️
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all this sympathy is just a knife
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No this is genuinely the funniest bit of him being in WWE is it shows how many people just watched highlight reels from bits of matches then the weird bullshit he did all the time
Love that Japanese fans in the quotes are basically saying "Ha! Hiromu is being Hiromu! 😂" but western fans are like "wtf are WWE doing to Hiromu??? 😡"
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In 10 months, O’Shaquie Foster has beaten Stephen Fulton, Raymond Ford and Emanuel Navarrete — all while some so-called stars and pound-for-pound talents haven’t fought at all or have been in the ring just once.
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Its pretty wild that theres basically no "legends" from the 2000's or 2010's that can realistically come back to professional wrestling Like who would even be the biggest name that could come back?
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It’s very odd to watch this person go from fighting on the front lines to defend this man every single day, to immediately saying he was actually barely involved and she’s basically been waiting to take over everything lol?
Replying to @GWAMtweets
Mind you, he walked off set after sleeping most of the episode and just….didn’t come back. Y’all. I make the doc. I can confidently tell you: we have BEEN doing the show without him.
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congratulations to me for this being the 100th time I have seen this exact same engagement bait post on here
Besides THE WIRE, THE SOPRANOS and GAME OF THRONES, what’s one HBO series everyone needs to watch at least once? Looking for those underrated gems and all-time greats that deserve to be in the conversation.
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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The idea that Amanda Seyfried owes Holmes an apology for portraying her in a miniseries is asinine, especially coupled with the fact that Holmes has never once been sorry about her own actions (including driving a person to suicide!) and still believes her own bullshit
I think Nathan Fielder did a really good job with You Can See Everything. Especially in showing how unwilling Amanda Seyfried was to acknowledge her own role in potentially harming another person. He had everyone looking at one another and questioning everyone else’s intentions, while seemingly being completely unwilling to examine their own behavior. I thought Amanda’s resistance to doing that was especially revealing I also obviously think Billy is terrible. I think he’s cruel and exploitative. I’ve seen Elizabeth’s tweets for years and thought they were her. Finding out they’re his was jarring and sad. But as much as I dislike Billy, I think he made a very good point. Why would he care what Amanda thinks? She’s an actress who has profited from portraying his wife as a bizarre and dishonest and manipulative freak to an audience that is largely voyeuristic, incredibly binary in their moral thinking, and seemingly unable to separate fiction from reality I don’t think that Amanda needed to defend Elizabeth or excuse anything she’s done but I do think it’s bizarre how unwilling she seemed to consider that she might have contributed to another person’s suffering
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there’s a lot that’s wrong about this tweet but i’m hung up on the concept of the world’s most famous american jew being ethan klein from youtube .com
People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"
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"It is no coincidence this occurred during France burning and American midterms." This film has been in the works for 15 years you schizophrenic dipshit lmao
Now, LAIKA is dead to me. This was a propaganda-activist film through and through. It is no coincidence this occurred during France burning and American midterms. A contemptible film from the storytelling—to the characters—to the messaging. We must take back entertainment.
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he really is a white woman
The Backstreet Boys performed at Drake’s 40th birthday party
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Broke: Ethan cheated with a younger version of Hila. Woke: Ethan cheated with a younger version of himself
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