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@Chidaluuu_

Film/TV Writer. Reader. Feminist. Sagittarius AF. I’m just here to laugh tbh.

 Searching for a Wine Cellar.
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Joined May 2011
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Thread of threads of things I've written. Peruse at your pleasure. I write short sexy stories. Book reviews and sometimes, personal essays. Pls rt. ✨✨
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Lmaoooooo Mother Mary wanted no parts of this. 😭😭
Wolfie 🐺 (@TheIgboWolf) profile pictureWolfie 🐺
@TheIgboWolf4h
New pick up
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@cynugwudikeNov 3
One of our favorite things, The Ibeji bowls. Link in bio to purchase💗
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Lady Julia@lady__juliaaNov 2
Is this real?
Princess Diana ✨️♊️ (@KyarisiimaDiana) profile picturePrincess Diana ✨️♊️
@KyarisiimaDianaNov 2
For everyone who hates cooking, your prayers have been answered. 😂😂
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Gb_kenny@_kehindehassanNov 2
Brick nd lace go don tire sef
THE DEBUT HUB (@thedebuthub) profile pictureTHE DEBUT HUB
@thedebuthubNov 2
🚨 JOEBOY IS BACK WITH AN INSANE SNIPPET! 🤯🔥 HOW’S IT SOUNDING? 🔥
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zoie🫧@zoieqrtsNov 1
chileeee just be prepared to see charlie on love island nigeria😭😭😭
Bizzleosikoya.eth (@bizzleosikoya) profile pictureBizzleosikoya.eth
@bizzleosikoyaNov 1
Loveislandnigeria.com applications open and they close nov 14th

Love Island Nigeria | Couple Up. Stand Out.

Fifty islanders. One villa. Endless drama. Who will couple up and find love — and who goes home broken-hearted? Find out on Love Island Nigeria.

loveislandnigeria.com
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Lowkey real of you. 🤣🤣
It is me Nedu! (@eEtiZmE) profile pictureIt is me Nedu!@eEtiZmENov 1
Replying to @Ohlee_vah
Should I also cut off my penis when I'm done?
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Rel.@vvxrellNov 1
I will watch but i honestly feel sorry in advance for the girls who’ll be on it
Bizzleosikoya.eth (@bizzleosikoya) profile pictureBizzleosikoya.eth
@bizzleosikoyaNov 1
Loveislandnigeria.com applications open and they close nov 14th

Love Island Nigeria | Couple Up. Stand Out.

Fifty islanders. One villa. Endless drama. Who will couple up and find love — and who goes home broken-hearted? Find out on Love Island Nigeria.

loveislandnigeria.com
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So you think a woman that hustles all day is looking for wig money?
Daniel (@danielholkss) profile pictureDaniel
@danielholkssOct 31
I hate a women that hustles ALL DAY like baby girl please, I will buy the wig. Come lay TF down abeg
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✂️@cozyfadesOct 30
Naw nigga you see the angle Big Foe at don’t jump in dat water if you can’t swim!
abdul.xy 👑 (@abdulbasitaka) profile pictureabdul.xy 👑
@abdulbasitakaOct 29
Happy Halloween @WillemDafoe
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Champagne DT@ChampagneDTOct 29
AA stands for Alpha Alpha A Affordability A Atiku Abubakar A Amaechi A Even me Arinze Ayyyyyyy “Ahmed” Ayyyyyyyyyy “That’s Bola Ahmed Tinubu” Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Habibat Sanusi@habibatsanusiOct 29
She said ‘since we are being foolish’ 😂😂😂😂
Olive.Emodi (@Oliveemodi) profile pictureOlive.Emodi@OliveemodiOct 29
I see we’re trending because I asked an innocent question 👀👀
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Genuinely WHAT is he on about?? 🤣
hvnsent🦄 (@hvnnnsent) profile picturehvnsent🦄@hvnnnsentOct 29
Me trying to explain to my parents why my eyes are red and I’m burning incense
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“Even me, Arinze!” 🤣🤣 Sir your name is Kenneth.
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Kaldur'ahm@therealchykeOct 27
Are Nigerians okay😭😭😭
德亚 🖤 (@elonhatedera) profile picture德亚 🖤
@elonhatederaOct 27
Replying to @pizzacatlover_
You are even an Egyptian 😭😭 We go call you if e reach time to recapture Israelites
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jessi ❤️‍🔥@jessibiblioOct 29
Kristen I will pay you money to stop telling us about your marriage
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 28
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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@cynugwudikeOct 29
your love is not a gift if someone doesn’t want it, that’s okay
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@lovedropxOct 28
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The sexiest poison in the world@idxrx_xvxOct 28
This tweet is so African. I can stop laughing 😭😭😭
Chi wa star 💫 (@ariesomawrld) profile pictureChi wa star 💫@ariesomawrldOct 27
Not gym stuff oh. Like cement, bag of rice etc
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Lmaoooo add the gym stuff for me. A real bicepsual. 😭
Chi wa star 💫 (@ariesomawrld) profile pictureChi wa star 💫@ariesomawrldOct 27
Not gym stuff oh. Like cement, bag of rice etc
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ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne (@ThatPHCBoy) profile pictureThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne
@ThatPHCBoyOct 29
someone asked me for money for something and now is a bad time. so i told him and for good measure, i added a screenshot of my savings account balance showing N5,250.00. he thanked me and asked me to please still send him the N5k, to 'hold body'. valid sha
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