Software developer, amateur guitar player. I have worked on macOS: Terminal, AppleScript, other bits and pieces. @chrispage@mastodon.social

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Joined April 2008
People are calling this latest worst-thing-ever the worst worst-thing-ever ever.
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Everybody watch this immediately!
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"It was 2016 all over again today ... the same mistakes are being made" -- @lawrence 🔥🔥🔥
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the perfect series of photos doesn’t exist-
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Thread of movie scenes inspired by art 🧵 1. Shutter Island - Klimt's Kiss
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I received a mysterious aerospace computer from the early 1970s, probably for navigation. It is crammed full of flat-pack integrated circuits surrounding a core memory module. Let's take a look inside... 1/17
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it's crazy that the best piece of artwork ever was made 2,200 years ago and no one has made anything better since. and yes you can bet your bottom dollar i'm talking about the ancient roman mouse eating a walnut mosaic
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For children to flourish, they need to grow up reading and being read to. The following is a list of some ESSENTIAL books for any beloved children in your life. And they’re brilliant enough that they can be enjoyed equally well by adults.
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People tend to think of classics as being “boring,” but we wouldn’t keep reading them for hundreds of years if we didn’t love them. Let me introduce you to some FUN classics:
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Agatha Christie is the most beloved novelist in history, having sold over two billion books in a hundred languages. Where does one begin? Today I’m counting down my ten FAVORITE Christie whodunits.
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Huge news for anyone working in tech in the US. Noncompetes are now banned: not just in California (like before), but nationwide. Very, very relevant for anyone at Amazon (which is the Big Tech that has enforced noncompetes even for low-level engineering positions).
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Question for anyone who writes or watches TV: What are some examples of GREAT characters who were introduced BEYOND the first season? Could be a new love interest, rival, villain, arch nemesis, suspect, family member. But their arrival CHANGED the entire show for the better. – at Los Angeles, CA
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oh my god someone mailed me a watercolor painting of my bodega cat photo 😭😭😭
pretty sure I snapped the world’s most beautiful photo of a bodega cat this morning
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Dolly Parton managing to play a D Major chord while wearing acrylic nails will never cease to amaze me
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MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like e.g. nice smile, to draw attention away from problem areas, e.g. consistently poor judgement
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We had the pleasure of using the @tiltfive technology on site for the @thetimeteam Modbury community dig, allowing us to explore and interact with digital finds and artefacts as they were captured. #timeteam #tiltfive #Archaeology #AR
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I am on a boat, hanging out on the back deck with sun on my arms, in a race to get vitamin D before skin damage. #jococruise2024
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He's right there different, and the confusion is common. The US Army got it wrong:
Rod of Asclepius - 1 snake - represents medicine & healing - is never used the Caduceus, the staff of Hermes - 2 snakes - represents trade & other Hermes things - is always mistakenly used in place of the Rod of Asclepius #KnowTheDifference
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Sphere Tastiness xkcd.com/2893
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