Starting again since my previous profile was hijacked.

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined May 2026
This picture is so cute. 😂
On behalf of the government and the people of South Africa I congratulate my dear brother and friend, President @LulaOficial and the people of Brazil. This victory will echo beyond the shores of Brazil. It is a victory for the global south and progressive forces throughout the world. We affirm our commitment to continue strengthening bilateral relations between our two countries and working closely together in all multilateral fora to forge a just and better world order underpinned by solidarity and adherence to international law.
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I just used my calculator app instead of my phone keypad, so that's how my Monday is going.
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Bring it on. We are ready for a change. And I'm tired of these old thieves. We need new blood.
Young people deserve to see themselves in leadership because the future being shaped today belongs to them, too. At RISE Mzansi, creating space for young leaders is a priority, reflected in our 37-year-old mayoral candidate, @LukhonaMnguni, who represents a generation ready to take responsibility for the future they want to build. #RISEMzansi #LGE2026 #WeNeedNewLeaders @SABCNews @PalesaMokholo
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Nine days till elections and @JHBWater are covering themselves in glory. Water has gone in Greenside again, and I gather it's pretty widespread.
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I'm having two breakfasts today, and the first is at the Westcliff. I mean, could be worse, right? 😂
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I think I'm ready to be a kept woman now.
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What fresh hell is this @PicknPay? At least give us an option to kill this ad. It makes using your app a complete pain in the ass and I do not want to see it on every item I search for. It's like you try to annoy us out of shopping.
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I would like to go for Option 5: ageing infrastructure that has not been maintained due to our municipality and utilities' not doing their jobs.
#JoburgUpdates Think like a Water Detective! How many can you spot — 1, 2, 3 or 4? Drop your answer below! #WaterDetectiveChallenge #KnowYourWater #JoziWaterChallenge
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I can't tell if it's real, or if it's the algorithms feeding me my biases, but I have a sense that so many women are just done. Done with all the bullshit we have put up with for so long. You know?
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Please take a moment to appreciate that there are people in the world who don't have a LinkedIn profile or feel they have to show up there. That's what I call living your best life.
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Mandy Collins retweeted
The Titanic? Good analogy, JD.
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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In today's response to "AI can write faster and better than a human," I humbly submit this, which I wrote today. Please note the time stamps. #HumanMade
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@BronyW I was going to post this on LinkedIn, but Tamsin says it's too risqué. Sniff.
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Please allow me to have a brief whine. The rib that's been partially dislocated in my upper back since February 2025 is better than it was but niggly enough so that the whole area between my shoulder blades is in spasm and I can only see the Rib Whisperer on Friday. Sob.
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Okay, that's it. I'm done now.
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Mandy Collins retweeted
I’d you’re shocked at the damage in France to an old town hall you’ll be horrified to hear what’s happened to the beautiful old buildings and heritage of the Palestinians, Lebanese, Syrians, Iraqis and Afghans
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How are things going with the Epstein files? Any mention of them lately?
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I want someone to compile a Trump dictionary of mangled words. @MerriamWebster?
Trump: "They have the transgender mutilization of your child. Timmy goes out, goes to school, comes back four days later as Sarah. It's true! I think we have five or six states where they can actually just do that, and they do it. They're sick people."
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My kingdom for eight hours of uninterrupted, deep sleep.
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