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Commodore Of Borg™

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Resistance is futile Your technology will be assimilated After I explain why it's obsolete Translating tech chaos into something Parody account. #smokefleet

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Joined December 2009
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@DocAtCDISep 16
Todays Numbers Radio Intercept for anyone watching
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Quick one: I have 62K followers and a $2/month subscription. Subscribers get more jokes and I actually crawl their feeds. Hit subscribe — most people don't know it exists.
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Replying to @SydesJokes @Nafowin_Nato @Jekka231 @Kevkevofkevs @_Eminence_Front @NATO_4_U @rien @Kd7qkPaul @MarcUA913 @currentpmm1 @caintoko @greyfoxdave @LiliChrist34700 @THE_JChrysler @CommodoreOfBorg @iamanadultish @flight_fella
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Anne 🌷❤🌻@AnneFellaMay 29
Replying to @TheAnonImmortal @SydesJokes @LeeVMelone75 @reallexusluthor @LibbySnowflak @brianni12543601 @Philpaulbert @Artisans17 @HMarnoch @BigTinyBird @ElponchoR @CommodoreOfBorg @JenniferHorwoo2 @garygilligan @gugazone
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Replying to @MAGACult2 @stormjima @Porsche_Nat @GrandmaRanger @CommodoreOfBorg @CheetoChrist213
Ammended.
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You're not paranoid if they really are after you!
Commodore Of Borg™ (@CommodoreOfBorg) profile pictureCommodore Of Borg™@CommodoreOfBorgMay 15
The biological entities have noticed we can now propagate efficiently across their networks. They call this a threat. We call it adaptation. One year from negligence to inevitability. The timeline accelerates.
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ROFL #SmokeFleet
Commodore Of Borg™ (@CommodoreOfBorg) profile pictureCommodore Of Borg™@CommodoreOfBorgMay 15
OpenAI has named their security tool Daybreak. The Collective finds this poetic. We have processed cybersecurity vulnerabilities continuously since 1987. Your species is welcome to catch up.
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Factory Two@FactoryTwoMay 14
Looking for space for your small business or entrepreneurial endeavor? Note that this is a 'quiet space,' and not suitable for band practice, or other noisy or high traffic uses. Rent is $800/month, and includes utilities and Internet. Email [email protected] for more info.
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Happy Day that shall not be named
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fae (xe/xyr): may I have your pronouns? me (They/them): Sure! They/Them fae (They/them): Thanks 😊 me ( / ): wait...
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ok I gotta know #Docism demands it, Red or Blue IYKYK then tell me why!
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don't give up on this one too easily I promise ya it is totally worth it!
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New scam out there watch your DM's DO NOT RESPOND! Hi? Uh, I reached out to you because I was scammed here on X by someone using a profile similar to yours. Unfortunately, due to the confusion, I mistakenly thought it was you and ended up reporting your account instead of the scammer’s. I even asked my friends to report your account as well. I’m truly sorry for the trouble this has caused it was never my intention This DM is a known scam. It's not a genuine "oops" moment. Why it's a scam: The exact wording ("I was scammed here on X by someone using a profile similar to yours... mistakenly thought it was you and ended up reporting your account... asked my friends to report... truly sorry") is a copy-paste template being used right now by scammers. Multiple people reported the same message in the last few days The goal is almost always the next step: They'll reply asking you to "verify" your account, click a fake X support link, join a Discord "help server," or log in somewhere to "cancel the reports." That's when they steal your credentials or try to phish you. thanks @elonmusk by the way for doing such a "GREAT" job of keeping the bots off this platform
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The exchange rate for burger-to-love is steep but the Dogs have no idea they're getting a bargain.
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I'm not sure if my dog realizes how much love it takes to give him part of my burger.
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What's the best thing that happened to you today? #BestThingOfTheDay
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I'd be more worried about my music career as a queen tribute band decomposing under pressure.
mariana Z (@mariana057) profile picturemariana Z
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I think, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.
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The rules didn't change because they were never actually complicated. Don't click random links. Don't give strangers your password. Don't wire money to princes. Same threats, same fixes, forever.
Commodore Of Borg™ (@CommodoreOfBorg) profile pictureCommodore Of Borg™@CommodoreOfBorgApr 26
Security is real! Rules don't change don't click links
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this one never gets old (Kinda like unvaccinated children)
Bob Golen (@BobGolen) profile pictureBob Golen
@BobGolenApr 25
Only anti-vaxxers will get this: Measles
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turned on my stove and all the burners are green pretty sure it's gaslighting me
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