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I went on a months-long journey to find the best place to pee in American golf. Everyone who read this when it went up Friday seems to have liked it, and laughed 2-4 times. Unfortunately, only six people read it. I call on you to be the 7th: golfdigest.com/story/the-sea…
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Feel like I am going to get a lot of usage out of this one:
Breaking: Donald Trump was "an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse of young women in the mid-to-late 1990s,” according to a report issued today by Dems on the House Judiciary Committee. The report includes one new rape allegation against Trump, and calls for a special investigation of the Trump administration's cover-up of Epstein's crimes.
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Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry6h
Replying to @JoelWBerry
This has been probably the darkest 24 hours I’ve ever experienced on social media in my life. The things being said about Samuel, his wife, and his small children are unthinkably evil. There is a segment of the so-called “Christian” nationalist crowd that has given itself completely over to Satan. I’ve never had more resolve to defeat these subversive demons invading the Right and invading Christianity.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
"Deport the parents and give them the chance to take their baby back home with them" - Joel x.com/gherfferson/st…
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Whitey@Whitey_8322h
Got scared at the pumpkin patch
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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Since Vivek is in the news again, I am forced to re-up my investigation into his tennis claims. TLDR, the only source for him being a nationally ranked player is him, and the press just repeats it without looking into it. Also, I'm aware that no one cares about this but me
K, I've watched several videos of @VivekGRamaswamy playing tennis. He's for sure decent. I, however, do not believe for a minute that he was a "nationally ranked junior" as so many stories state. I can't even find an Ohio ranking, although he looks good enough to make it here.
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I love Jeff Passan. I wish more people went after these slop accounts
Replying to @SleeperDbacks
Is every Sleeper account run by the same trash merchant or do they clone you all in a special stew of sucktitude?
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Nancy Pelosi, who is regularly hammered for her perceived insider trading, has made 213 total trades since 2014. Trump exceeded that number in a single day, which just happened to precede his own tariffs announcement. My latest on the mind boggling self-enrichment:
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Vivek Ramaswamy's running mate (Rob McColley) is currently blocking a bill to ban child marriage in Ohio
Vivek Ramaswamy and his running mate walk out in matching outfits to a song that goes "this is how legends are made"
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As always with conservatives, they don’t care unless they are personally affected. This story is from this week, and the Center for “Christian Virtue” had nothing to say until their podcaster got pinched.
By now, most folks are aware my @TheNarrativeCCV co-host @SlowToWrite was detained by ICE on Wednesday. I’ve been in contact with Sam and his wife since then. @megbasham is sitting in for Sam on Tuesday, and we’ll share more then, but Sam is safe and we expect him to be back with his family in Ohio soon, and this paper work issue will get worked out.
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“Gurpreet can’t deport me with his VPN.”
By now, most folks are aware my @TheNarrativeCCV co-host @SlowToWrite was detained by ICE on Wednesday. I’ve been in contact with Sam and his wife since then. @megbasham is sitting in for Sam on Tuesday, and we’ll share more then, but Sam is safe and we expect him to be back with his family in Ohio soon, and this paper work issue will get worked out.
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“Why won’t this principal let me film random minors for the purposes of discussing their genitalia?”
🚨🚨UNREAL: Last night at the Woodland High School vs El Camino High School girls’ varsity volleyball game, the principal approached me to warm me that I was not allowed to film any “minors” unless I was related to the player. Why are they trying to hide the trans-identified boy? Girls’ sports are for girls only. Break the spell!!
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absolute s-tier opening sentence here
Dud of the Week: "You Can See Everything," a mockumentary glorifying felon Elizabeth Holmes and fellow narcissicist filmmakers, perverts truth, justice and class issues for Gen-X media-illiterates. Read how: nationalreview.com/2026/10/t… @A24 #YouCanSeeEverything
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americans will get detained for possessing alcohol as an adult then unironically claim to live in the "land of the free"
I went into the liquor store on the phone, bought a handle of vodka and threw it in the passenger seat. Just wasn’t thinking. Immediately got pulled over by a sheriff and the GASP I made when he pointed it out.
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The Republican candidate for Senate in Massachusetts has openly admitted to being a pedophile btw and no one cares
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LIV Golf executives were making millions AFTER Saudi Arabia pulled out while the league was stiffing blue-collar companies and individuals for work they already did
According to these documents (see below), LIV CEO Scott O'Neil received a retention payment of more than $6.3M in late June of this year.
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All this shit—minus Conan O’Brien—sucks. I can’t believe this is the stuff that people are spending their lives listening to. Even as entertainment, this is as stupid as you can possibly get.
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Didn't realize that LIV was still squatting on all of this valuable internet real estate
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I need people to know that this lady defending pedophile protectors so aggressively is the rep who introduced Ohio's law banning trans girls from sports – at Ohio, USA
The entire Democrat apparatus - Ohio and national candidates, elected officials and media - is attacking an ad from Amy Acton’s opponent. They must be afraid that ad can do real damage to her campaign 🤔. Clearly the wicked have big plans to use Amy & they will destroy Ohio. VOTE
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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenakerOct 23
This is like his "whatever makes sense" donut order but it's about incest and rape instead of sprinkles or glazed
Vance: I saw the Vivek Ramaswamy ad. Look, man, these situations are always tough
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MLB literally admits that a salary cap wouldn’t change the thing they claim to be standing up for on behalf of “fans” (outcome based competitive balance) 😂😂😂
Competitive balance sits at the heart of the fight that will soon shut down MLB. So @TheAthletic took a deep dive into what the state of parity in MLB really is. @enosarris ran the numbers, the league and union were interviewed — and two takeaways stood out. Unlocked: nytimes.com/athletic/7716072…
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