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Hey! We're scheduled for surgery to remove the tumor on June 17th.
I've created a list of things that will either support our trip or allow us to support other families
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3I…
Any contribution or share is helpful and appreciated.
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Those kids need a break from you, too. They want to spend the weekend with their granny!
(unless there's some kind of abuse, granny is dead, lives in another state or whatever extenuating circumstances folks will come up with, exclude all that)
Minolta MNDPF101 10.1 Smart Photo Frame with Frameo
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We received this frame for as a wedding gift. It has never been set up and the screen is unresponsive. I've powered it off & reset. I reached out to customer service & was sent a link that says mail it in.
They'll be the same ones making 13 part tiktok series crying if they didn't get invited. xitter.cf/rayengroves/status/211…
It is very easy to spot the women that think being married to a man puts them on a pedestal above unmarried women.
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Doing a lot of uncharitable assumptions with no evidence to back yourself lol
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it's literally fine if you don't want to do something and politely decline but if because I care about this person is not enough to answer "why would I want to?" then maybe you just don't like your friend? and then shouldn't expect them to show up for you either
Replying to @anisenot
Like, please go travel
Sure, let’s plan a mini girls trip
Why oh why do you think my husband & Iwant to spend a high-opportunity cost weekend celebrating your birthday
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i would've had to let her down unfortunately
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She played yall goofy asses
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What married parents don't get is how much fucking money they expected their friends to shell out for their bach parties, bridal showers, engagement dinners, wedding weekend itself, baby showers, birthday parties... the list goes on. God forbid one single childless lady wants to celebrate ONE DAY FOR HERSELF.
He loves this little girl like he gave her his DNA. He sat up the projector in the front yard because I wanted a movie night outside. I am all in on Halloween, he could care less but dragged my decorations out of the shed and help set up because it makes me happy!
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AirBNB had its place and time, but it’s over. Had a lovely stay at a Hyatt last night, left trash in the can, towels on the ground, and am confident my corporate overlord isn’t going to light me up with a guest review video. A professional exchange of goods for money. The AirBNB hosts did this to themselves and the platform lost control long ago.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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Just found out I hallucinated traveling my entire childhood
Replying to @DadInvest
Love AirBnB! Families of 5 are not welcome at a lot of hotels + no other way to do guys weekends.
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Replying to @MorbidKnowledge
For anyone wondering about the scumbag videographer..
f6s.com/member/jessejohnfran…
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Replying to @anisenot
The same people who are upset about adults celebrating their birthday are the ones who have no identity beyond being a parent.

































