Coach Letterman stacks youth football championship rings so deep he can barely turn a doorknob. Ceasey runs a clean zero-ring count, so doors swing open with zero resistance. Excellence gap confirmed.
Yo @ClueHeywood isn’t this the lyric right before the segue in
Husted Help the Fool > Deep Rectum Blues
Crunchy Frog 🐸 retweeted
Right. If your mother says bad things about you, it should automatically disqualify you from holding a job in government.
Apropos of nothing, here's an email to Pete Hegseth from his mom.
Election grifters are getting lazy. Check out this thread of morons all dopamine-addled by a photo of two things that are definitely not mail ballots
Replying to @RealAbs1776
Those ARENT ballots Einstein. Those aren’t what ballots come in, AND (dead giveaway) the indicia, you’re a god damn liar
Hey @Wharton come get your boy!
Crunchy Frog 🐸 retweeted
The President of the United States calling on our enemies to take out an American city is treason.
Hey @Wharton , come get your boy!
theguardian.com/commentisfre…
Vengeful delight for @ClueHeywood ?
theguardian.com/sport/2026/o…
Hey @Wharton come get your boy!
Reporter: Do you still have confidence in Fed Chair Kevin Warsh?
Trump: Yeah, I do. I mean, I'm relying on Kevin, but he's got, you know, a very tough board. He's got a board that was put there by a lot of other people. And the interest rates are too high, they're not appropriate. And I told—I talked to Kevin, and I said, "You might as well vote with the board because it's just not going to matter."
The board is very hostile. They're very political. They're doing the wrong thing. They're a bunch of politicians or people put on by politicians, and it's a shame because it's too high an interest rate. Despite that, the country battles through everything because we're doing so well, but the interest rates are too high.
We should be paying the lowest interest rate anywhere in the world because we have the strongest credit. If we wanted to get rid of deficits, which we could do with a swipe of a pen with every country, we'd make a trillion and a half dollars a year. We'd pay off our debt, we'd do all sorts of things. But we haven't chosen to do that, but at some point we will. Interest rates are too high.
Hey @Wharton come get your boy!
Hey @Wharton come get your boy!
Crunchy Frog 🐸 retweeted
The party that argued if we allow gay marriage, it's a slippery slope to defending pedophilia and beastiality is LITERALLY now defending pedophiles and beastiality.
Crunchy Frog 🐸 retweeted
Replying to @BBCWorld
I think Trump has the FIFA Prize of Economics pretty much sewn up at this point.
Crunchy Frog 🐸 retweeted
Trump described Canada as a far greater enemy of the USA than Putin’s Russia.
It is time to say this openly:
– The USA is currently ruled by a dictator who was most likely recruited back in the days of the USSR.
– As it turns out, the American system of checks and balances does not actually exist in reality.
– The trust between Europe and the USA—which had existed since at least 1945—has been buried; if not forever, then certainly for a very long time.
t.me/MirovichMedia/15344
Crunchy Frog 🐸 retweeted
He is a machine for destroying the United States.
You couldn’t design a better program for increasing inflation than shutting off the Strait of Hormuz and pissing off our top two trading partners.
Trump: We could do tremendous good for ourselves by just not trading with countries.. We lose with Mexico $195 billion a year. They have nothing that we have to have, I mean. Hot tamales, tomatoes, a couple of things
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