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Washed up bass player. @Rustpr | @NineShrines | @LifeonRepeat .

Joined August 2009
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We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI" End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories .
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Painfully accurate.
this is so accurate 😂
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People have learned a few psychological buzzwords on social media,like "gaslighting," "narcissist," "boundaries," and "toxic", and now they use them to run away from normal human conflict. Sometimes your partner isn't a "toxic narcissist violating your boundaries"; sometimes they are just annoyed, having a bad day, and you are actually the one who was wrong. We have weaponized therapy language to ensure we never have to apologize or compromise.
unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position???
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Devon Voisine retweeted
Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait
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Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.
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I am tired of having to download an app, create an account, confirm my email, set up a password that has at least 1 letter and 1 special character, enter the code sent to my email, for every single thing on God’s green earth, FUCK EVERY SINGLE COMPANY, AND YOUR STUPID CRAP!!!!!!!
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Devon Voisine retweeted
Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen. Living the dream.
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I’m old enough to remember that in 2022 the Nasdaq dropped 30% and the S&P 500 was down 20% and the media spent the year telling us that we weren’t in a recession and in fact the definition of a recession we had always used wasn’t actually correct.
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Accurate
the highest paid people at the company can’t use excel and you’re writing a paragraph long formula
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Me watching a kid turn $10 to $30,000 overnight while I wake up at 6am to go to work
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Math skills required in your life's stages
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I’d just fix the tire instead of waiting for some politician to rescue me.
Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
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We're back
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Replying to @Rothmus
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Now I understand why bands are charging $40+ for tshirts.
Print more money. What could possibly go wrong.
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my toxic trait is thinking i need to create a spreadsheet to track everything
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Happy Opening Day of Baseball! To celebrate, I redid every MLB team logo as a death metal logo (again) #OpeningDay
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