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DP¹⁶ 👾@DP1605_Oct 6

Everyone loves generalisations until their demographic is involved

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DP¹⁶ 👾@DP1605_9h

I always say my parents go on holidays like they’ve got side missions to complete.

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DP¹⁶ 👾@DP1605_9h

Happy for them, they deserve it. Must be a nice perk of having adult kids.

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𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 ✟𝙀𝘿 🇳🇬@kxng_edz11h

Femi has some crazy receipts on these Spac Nation people , he’s working harder than the authorities 😭

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ADA 💋@ada3z3x11h

Way too many people lack common sense and it’s genuinely annoying.

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kuuks@kingkukua20h

Two BIG problems with our club 1 - too many journalists are able to write whatever they want & hide behind “sources in the club” 2 - aggregate accounts on twitter like this one feed into the doom & gloom cycle for engagement too Start sending cease & desists!

A number of the #mufc players were hoping for the appointment of Unai Emery [@alex_crook]

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He said…

@mindofprospectNov 10

M&S need to significantly raise their prices. Their brand is slowly going down the drain with the new demographics that have discovered it

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SetGdNia🇯🇲@ShaniaJackoNov 10

M&S has brought the classism and coonery out of you lot loool I keep saying that we live in a simulation

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DP¹⁶ 👾@DP1605_Nov 10

You wouldn’t be mad at someone assuming this was a leaked message from one of their corporate staff lol

@mindofprospectNov 10

M&S need to significantly raise their prices. Their brand is slowly going down the drain with the new demographics that have discovered it

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DP¹⁶ 👾@DP1605_Nov 9

I’ve been numb to every goal scored/conceded and news from United for a while.

@David_OrnsteinNov 9

🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…

Manchester United expected to sack Michael Carrick as head coach

Manchester United expected to sack Michael Carrick as head coach

United are in the Premier League's relegation zone after winning just one of their first 10 games this season.

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DP¹⁶ 👾@DP1605_Nov 9

Shoutout Carrick tho, wasn’t meant to be, but most people with eyes know bigger issues remain

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Emmanuel SarFo@SkysarfoNov 9

Gave up long time ago.

idk how many 'how’s your day going so far' i got in me

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3/13 😇@gonuts_kayNov 6

I’ve met some pretty great people from this app.

J ♠️@itsjaithoNov 6

the worst thing you can do is link with someone from twitter

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🧎🏿‍♀️@mxgilbNov 8

surface level stuff

n🅾️t.santandave@1tgot2meNov 6

can you chew a gum your partner has chewed

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Kyle@KyleBShielsNov 9

When you’ve selected all the pictures with buses but now have to do fire hydrants

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James 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@MaedaMealOfThatNov 7

8 year old me when it was cold to make it look like I was smoking

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DP¹⁶ 👾@DP1605_Nov 9

I couldn’t think of a worse creation

@____GAZ_____Nov 7

Need to find these 😍

Image from Gaz (@____GAZ_____)

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💭@delulubarbie101Nov 9

this is so me cause don’t be telling me rubbish😂

celeste@dreampaIettesNov 9

that one friend that won’t feed into your delusions

Image from celeste (@dreampaIettes)

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DP¹⁶ 👾@DP1605_Nov 9

My colleagues talk about M&S products like they discovered water in the middle of desert 😭

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John@sohelpmegoshNov 9

Image from John (@sohelpmegosh)

🪬@haiilezNov 8

I hate niggas named Chris

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DP¹⁶ 👾@DP1605_Nov 8

What’s wrong with this team man 🤣

DP¹⁶ 👾@DP1605_Nov 8

So they’re down 2-0 again, I guess the game starts now lol

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