Well, actually, I am a tool. Because tools fix things.
Saint John, New Brunswick
Joined September 2019
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Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
we can just keep saying outlook is down when they try to get it back up. we don’t have to keep doing this. we can all be free.
Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
He got on 3 grey shirts bruh he not operating on regular people sanity right now
Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
me: hey, we don’t throw fruits. fruit bruises, like people. we don’t bruise fruit, we don’t bruise people.
2 year old girl: we cut fruit, we cut people
me: … … no.
Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
Anyone who has been unjustly packed up knows how he is feeling tonight
"Jaylen Brown is approaching this with the intensity as somebody going to war."
@krisrhim1 even brought lamb chops inside the arena ahead of the Celtics-Sixers game😭
Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
Normalize waiting a few years to decide if you like your kid
Bradley Cooper didn’t feel connected to daughter Lea at first: ‘I don’t even know if I really love the kid’ trib.al/FATcUjO
Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
I love to remember about Godzilla. How important he is, how he is a poem. How Fucking loud he is
Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
people are always trying to gaslamp me by using slightly wrong words and phrases
Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
Never considered the concept of someone doing OCD reassurance seeking with AI but for making sure it’s still dogshit lmao
Jesse Eisenberg says he sometimes "experiments with AI" to see if it's good at writing:
"I’m totally paranoid. I sometimes experiment with AI to see whether it’s good at writing. And it’s still not. I’m paranoid, so I check and it still isn’t. Thank God. I say, 'Write a scene like this.' I’m just testing it to make sure it’s bad, and it’s still bad. So I’m relieved, but, like, how far away is it from being good? How far are we from a kid putting on a pair of goggles and saying, 'I want to watch a movie about me where I rob a bank and then kiss the girl I’m in love with at school. Here are pictures of her, here are pictures of me' and then they press play? I’m paranoid about that."
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Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
All guy apartment is brutal. Trying try to make my toast lunch at 2:45 Roomate 1 is making his 2:43 toast lunch. Roomate 2s laundry in the dryer and the 30 lighters in his pockets are clanging around and it sounds like Normandy. Thank god its “Beer Night” tonight
Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
The percentage of unseasoned bags of Doritos have skyrocketed in the last couple of years. Whoever has a plan to fix this has my vote in '28.
Bart Harley Jarvis retweeted
Love is DEAD
💔 Paige Bueckers and Azzi Fudd announce break-up, reveal split happened a year ago. tmz.me/4kCTyPm
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