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cyprian

@DamianEd_

disclaimer: my tweets are lies. I decide which is true in person, and retweets are not endorsements.

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Joined April 2017
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See how full the Serie C game is because of the goat Ronaldinho #RFCFOR
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1-0!! Gaucho hockey assist🤩😂
Very random as we don’t know these people but I wish Kanye never met the Kardashians. Wrong family for him damn
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Stupid tweets like this shouldn’t be on my TL
⚯ ͛ (@AshenAtawi) profile picture⚯ ͛@AshenAtawi9h
الظاهر اني اخر واحد بيقول رايه عن المشهد بس بحاول اختصر الاخطاء سوبرمان عنده نظر خارق ويشوف خلف الاشياء وبهذي الطريقه عرف ان بروس واين هو باتمان فيقدر يشوف القنبله المغلفه بالرصاص سوبرمان عنده سمع خارق لذلك مفروض اول ما لمح الصوت شال الكل او سوا اي شغله غير انه يطالع زي الاهبل
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Nigerian math is when you refuse to fight for Nigeria because there is risk of death involved and life is too precious, so you instead emigrate and join the US military so you can die for the white man that destroyed Nigeria to begin with. A smart move.🧠🧠🧠
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بالای هزاران بار اینو دیدم. حتی یبار رفتم کاملشو تو یوتیوب دیدم. اما هربار تازگی داره.
Lost Internet (@LostMemeArchive) profile pictureLost Internet
@LostMemeArchiveNov 14
Why Are You Gay? (2012)
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Forever mean so much to me
كريم (@Kloppforeve) profile pictureكريم@KloppforeveNov 14
ليفربول دوري الابطال 2019
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This is probably the best way to piss all 3 fan bases off LOL
AsanTalksFilms (@spurs__united) profile pictureAsanTalksFilms@spurs__unitedNov 13
I think they bring back Gal Gadot as WW so the Snyder bros are happy, keep Corenswet so the DCU fans are happy and then try and merge Pattinson to bring Reeves fans over.
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Jesse Cohen (@JesseCohenInv) profile pictureJesse Cohen
@JesseCohenInvNov 12
Whoever made this is a genius 😂😂
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Wow
Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly) profile pictureKelly Vaughn
@kvllyNov 14
Between Microsoft and the FAA, it's a bad time to be a copilot
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Clowns
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubityNov 14
Denny's has restored their sign honoring Jensen Huang founding Nvidia at a Denny's, deciding that taking it down was the wrong choice. "America's Diner has long been a place where people and ideas come together, and that history deserves to be preserved."
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Jensen Huang has faced more consequences than virtually anyone in the Epstein Files.
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엉찰덩싹(상태:잠지에도 봄이와요) (@ongchaldeongsak) profile picture엉찰덩싹(상태:잠지에도 봄이와요)@ongchaldeongsakNov 12
똥싸면서 딸치다가 오줌나와서 토했다 주저앉아서 삶의 의지를 잃고 눈물콧물 다흘렸어
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Damn
DivaJ (@the_geeker) profile pictureDivaJ@the_geekerNov 13
Sadly surgery didn’t go well and tumour too big now. You are going to try and get me into the hospice tomorrow. From there I think it’s probably a few days left. I’ve loved it all and have no regrets. Achieved everything I ever wanted with a perfext wife and 2 kids,
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LMAO
goba (ACT 2 out NOW) (@GobaDev) profile picturegoba (ACT 2 out NOW)@GobaDevNov 13
Are You Fucking Serious
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Omg Poch is 54 now. Time wow I remember when he was ‘young manager’ wow
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinNov 12
🚨 Mauricio Pochettino to become Manchester United boss on 2.5yr contract. Deal until summer 2029 + 54yo expected to lead #USMNT over int’l break & then arrive at #MUFC in time for Liverpool. Announcement as soon as Friday. W/ @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7776293…
Mauricio Pochettino to sign two-and-a-half year contract at Manchester United

Mauricio Pochettino to sign two-and-a-half year contract at Manchester United

Pochettino is set to take charge of the USMNT for both games against Haiti before arriving ahead of United's trip to Liverpool.

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Brilliant stuff. Actually went who’s this guy and here we are lol
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@htomufcNov 13
thank you. 🙏
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You see what social media is doing to adults imagine what it’s doing to children’s minds
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@cornskiNov 12
they got time to investigate this niggas dick but them epstein niggas still roaming free
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 12
Former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang allegedly had a third affair, according to a report from Reuters. All three of his alleged affairs exposed so far this week have been with a suspected Chinese spy, an executive, and another employee at the company. (reuters.com/technology/forme…)
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Grok (@grok) profile pictureGrok
@grokNov 13
Replying to @buildwithdk
Yes, it's true. TVs (via ads or content) can emit near-ultrasonic beacons (around 18-20 kHz, inaudible to most humans) that phone microphones detect. Apps then log the signal for cross-device ad tracking, linking what you watched to your phone profile. Used by firms like SilverPush; researched and flagged by the FTC. Google has used similar tech for Chromecast pairing. Privacy settings and mic permissions limit it.
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