The suits are gonna be so mad! He’s wild. They’re gonna shit their pants when they see he took his shirt off for the 6th week straight
Let's CELEBRATE the hell out of College Football..
What am I supposed to do...
Thank you Coach Saban 😂😂 #CollegeGameDay
I’m seeing 4 different movies at a film festival today so I’ve hardly had the opportunity to revel in the Ethan Klein/H3H3 collapse and it looks like so much fun on here today
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Waking up to see a scandal that not only destroys the reputation of one of the most obnoxious and toxic online personalities I know but also does severe and hopefully long lasting emotional damage to a former Israeli soldier
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“It was like this biblical battle where the Palestinian men … went in front of me to protect … me and my rescuers from being attacked again,” Washington Post photojournalist Heidi Levine told Jake Tapper.
Levine was kicked, beaten with clubs and robbed by Israeli settlers while covering Friday’s olive harvest in the occupied West Bank, leaving her with multiple broken bones. Speaking after leaving the hospital, she said Israeli soldiers charged Palestinian farmers as settlers advanced alongside them. She said that unlike her, Palestinian victims endure these attacks daily, with absolutely nowhere safe to go.
“Let me die,” American photojournalist Heidi Levine repeats to journalists Jasper Nathaniel as they try to outrun masked Israeli settlers who attacked her on Friday while she covered the olive harvest in the West Bank village of Abu Falah, near Ramallah.
Around 80 settlers attacked Palestinian olive harvesters in the village, AP reported. The Palestinian Red Crescent said it treated six people injured in two attacks in Abu Falah.
Levine, a freelancer for the Washington Post, told the Committee to Protect Journalists that the settlers knocked her down and kicked her for at least 10 minutes, even after she identified herself as an American journalist. They stole her camera, phone and bag. She was eventually taken to a hospital in Ramallah.
"The IDF provided cover, with tear gas and machine guns, while the settlers beat" Levine "nearly to death," Nathaniel wrote, adding that soldiers then shot a Palestinian bystander and aimed their guns at and shoved paramedics trying to treat him. AP photos and circulating videos show Israeli soldiers standing over a wounded Palestinian man after they shot him.
Andrey X, an activist also at the scene, said a Palestinian man "saved our lives from the settler-terrorists who attacked the olive harvesters and journalists” armed only with a slingshot.
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Narrator: there is an internationally famous annual bike ride across Iowa.
Joe Mitchell: "Thank God you're building the ballroom. Thank God you're getting rid of those awful bike lanes. We don't ride bicycles in Iowa."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Iowa hosts RAGBRAI, the world's largest multi-day bike tour since 1973 with thousands of riders yearly. Iowa also has extensive bike trails and lanes.
ragbrai.com
iowadot.gov/modes-travel/b…
Fucking assholes dude. Ragbrai????
Joe Mitchell: "Thank God you're building the ballroom. Thank God you're getting rid of those awful bike lanes. We don't ride bicycles in Iowa."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Iowa hosts RAGBRAI, the world's largest multi-day bike tour since 1973 with thousands of riders yearly. Iowa also has extensive bike trails and lanes.
ragbrai.com
iowadot.gov/modes-travel/b…
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19 year old voter who thinks he dropped the ‘Mohammed’ to be deceptive and goes by “Abdul El-Sayed” to avoid detection of his ethnicity
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Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
Comparing the country to the titanic is already very rich but I think if you had all night then, yeah. I mean it couldn’t take more than an hour
Looks super comfortable and relaxing. Can’t imagine how anyone would prefer robust, maintained train lines.
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How it feels to go to an 11am matinee with a crisp refreshing Coca Cola and a hot popcorn
Continuity errors right off the bat. Wine glass splits when she swipes it and then is whole again when hitting the ground.
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Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula





















