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Chicago, IL
Joined November 2022
Uh yeah, I invest in crypto coins
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The Mormons finally did something right
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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Charlie Becker: ethical hooper
Potential 2027 NFL Draft wide receivers sorted by ADot. #NFLDraft | @NFLDraft
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How a cricketer would react if he had to hit a Jhoan Duran splitter with a baseball bat instead of a paddle the size of a barn door
Cricketers making baseball look like the easiest sport ever 😭⚾
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“Ball game, and guess who called it” holy shit that goes hard man
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randrew al-Gaib retweeted
We have confirmation of the guest picker for Saturday.
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watching Eyes Wide Shut on the quad box, just as Kubrick intended
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Japanese slander on my timeline, life is good
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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McDonald’s expected to gross more than Bavette’s this weekend
‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ is expected to gross more than ‘DUNE: PART 3’ during their opening weekend by a ratio of 3.2x-4x to 1. (via @EmpireCityBO)
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Replying to @SleeperDbacks
If Sleeper’s business plan didn’t include trying to leverage gold checkmarks into parasitic engagement, perhaps I’d be a little more generous. It’s not you. It’s your bosses. Even if everyone sees it and knows the score, I prefer not to oblige things that are cheap and vacuous.
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Worst tweet ever?
Meanwhile Omar Cooper in the league:
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Omar Cooper Jr. caught 1 pass for 30 yards in his NFL debut before suffering an ankle injury and being placed on IR, where he has remained with no further game action as of mid-October 2026. cbssports.com/nfl/news/jets-… newyorkjets.com/news/jets-omar… heavy.com/sports/nfl/new…
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This how I’m thinking
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BREAKING: A reporter asked Donald Trump, “Since you’re accusing Abdul El-Sayed of being in the Muslim Brotherhood because of his mom, does that mean you’re in the KKK because your dad got arrested at a Klan rally?” to which Trump stared for a few seconds, frowned, and said, “No."
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Soft school
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Cig I love you dude but you gotta stop coaching like the half is over once we hit the 2 minute warning
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I am kinda getting addicted to going to the movies tbh
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“They don’t know I can see everything”
i only threw this nathan 4 u
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Hey, Fuck Michigan
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The plan: Win the NBA Championship to promise rings to employees as an elaborate cybersecurity phishing test.
The Knicks' assistant coaches did not receive their championship rings during Tuesday's ceremony, despite being handed ring boxes, according to league sources. Many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden will not receive rings at all, per team sources. Those employees got their hopes up in late September, when they were sent a fake championship ring offer as part of a phishing test. nyti.ms/4jB0yvR
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