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randrew al-Gaib retweeted
How a cricketer would react if he had to hit a Jhoan Duran splitter with a baseball bat instead of a paddle the size of a barn door
randrew al-Gaib retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
McDonald’s expected to gross more than Bavette’s this weekend
‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ is expected to gross more than ‘DUNE: PART 3’ during their opening weekend by a ratio of 3.2x-4x to 1.
(via @EmpireCityBO)
randrew al-Gaib retweeted
Replying to @SleeperDbacks
If Sleeper’s business plan didn’t include trying to leverage gold checkmarks into parasitic engagement, perhaps I’d be a little more generous. It’s not you. It’s your bosses. Even if everyone sees it and knows the score, I prefer not to oblige things that are cheap and vacuous.
Worst tweet ever?
Meanwhile Omar Cooper in the league:
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Omar Cooper Jr. caught 1 pass for 30 yards in his NFL debut before suffering an ankle injury and being placed on IR, where he has remained with no further game action as of mid-October 2026.
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randrew al-Gaib retweeted
BREAKING: A reporter asked Donald Trump, “Since you’re accusing Abdul El-Sayed of being in the Muslim Brotherhood because of his mom, does that mean you’re in the KKK because your dad got arrested at a Klan rally?” to which Trump stared for a few seconds, frowned, and said, “No."
Cig I love you dude but you gotta stop coaching like the half is over once we hit the 2 minute warning
The plan: Win the NBA Championship to promise rings to employees as an elaborate cybersecurity phishing test.
The Knicks' assistant coaches did not receive their championship rings during Tuesday's ceremony, despite being handed ring boxes, according to league sources.
Many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden will not receive rings at all, per team sources.
Those employees got their hopes up in late September, when they were sent a fake championship ring offer as part of a phishing test.
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