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Japanese scientists have caused cancer cells to fail cram school.
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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The Japanese have learned how to cyberbully cancer cells.
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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My gawd. They made chronically depressed cancer.
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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If you ever come across one of the "discourse has ended" guys on your timeline, here's a fun activity: Ask them who they will be targeting first.
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They’re making the cancer cells listen to Imagine and Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John Lennon on loop
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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My goodness…the Atlanta Falcons must be devastated.
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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Horseshoe theory wins again, as both Woke Right and Woke Left celebrate the detention of a principled, Godly, Christian, Conservative man. I don't know @SlowToWrite well, but I know enough about him to know that he is a good man, and this will be sorted out soon.
Samuel, has slandered me countless times. He has misrepresented and mocked my family in public. He has claimed I’m a false teacher and implied I’m damned. That said, I hope justice is served. That may mean he’s released. That may mean he’s deported. I trust the Lord.
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'Precious Moments' needs to start a new 'Faith and Spirituality' division of their company.
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Three year old thinks the singular for Mac and cheese is Mac and chee (he used it to refer to a single noodle)
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Ok, right off the bat, let me note with horror that Call Her Daddy's sponsors are huge and 100% mainstream: Macy's, Pandora, and Uber. The typical manosphere sponsor is something like "Based America Deer Jerky, Ltd." or "Crazy Joe's Gold Emporium"
am now listening to "Call Her Daddy" podcast archives for research purposes
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Never mind, I think one of your friends answered
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I advise Lindsay Graham to not even respond these allegations
BREAKING: Three male escorts say the late Republican Senator Lindsey Graham paid them for sex. One of them was reportedly 17 at the time. Below is our full documentary on their stories:
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OBAMA BOTTOMS OSSOFF 😳
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Bullshit
Francis Fukuyama: "The lack of a strong national musical tradition contributes to the weakness of American national identity."
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Israel became a nation again.
If God is real, why can't He just show clear proof that He exists?
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Can’t believe the other networks aren’t covering this, their silence honestly speaks volumes about them
A pickup truck damaged a Taco Bell drive-thru in Appleton, Wisconsin, while towing another car.
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I enjoyed Seeking Persephone. Even if the title is a bit of a "Surf Dracula"
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The writer of this piece
"People who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep," per NBC
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