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Mark Derner

@DarkMerner

Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.

Joined September 2010
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I’ve seen some of my colleagues say @SecWar Hegseth has been effective and they agree with the war, so they’ll vote not to impeach. That’s not the question though. The question is whether he committed impeachable acts, and the answer is yes, eight times: massie.house.gov/UploadedFil…
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First look at ‘MIAMI VICE '85’, starring Michael B. Jordan and Austin Butler. • Directed by Joseph Kosinski (‘Top Gun: Maverick’) • In theaters on May 19, 2028
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Pitt Football
@Pitt_FBOct 9
A True Pitt Man. Rest In Peace, Mike Ditka.
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@RedditCFBOct 8
New conference just dropped:
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@atruparOct 8
JD Vance: "Some of America's most elite universities bring in foreigners to undercut the wages of American residents. There are 9 universities in particular that we believe merit an investigation. Those are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburg, UC Davis, Cal Tech, Arizona State, and MIT."
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Team Talarico
@TeamTalaricoHQOct 6
NEW AD: Introducing SCANDUEL! The only betting app where you can parlay Ken Paxton’s scandals — and get paid! Here’s a tip: Always bet that he did the thing. 💰
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PSA: Do NOT get in the way of an Olivia Babcock attack!
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The most thankless job in the world is being a fantasy football commissioner. Here is the official Commissioners Lives Matter flag.
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Pardon My Take
@PardonMyTakeSep 9
Footballs back
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Rodger Sherman@rodgerJul 27
(set of TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia
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The worst friend EVER! #F2
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I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow
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Steven@StevenWallabyJul 17
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Aidan@aidanfellaJul 9
Pausing The Rewatchables to riff and add my thoughts on the film
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Rock Chalk Algeria!
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Lawrence, Kansas in the running for best link up between City and Team as Algeria has been embraced by the city known for the Jayhawks.
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@jbillinsonApr 25
Mike Vrabel in cheating on your wife therapy:
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@schadjoeApr 25
Patriots are in constant contact with Mike Vrabel today, even though he's not in the building due to seeking therapy, reports Peter Schrager of ESPN
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@Kravitz76Apr 22
11 years ago tonight: #DCsports
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@VarietyApr 16
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth tried to evoke Holy Scripture but instead quoted Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction" during a Pentagon worship service. Hagseth read the altered version of Ezekiel 25:17 quoted by Samuel L. Jackson’s character in the movie just before he shoots a man to death. variety.com/2026/film/news/p…
Pete Hegseth Quotes ‘Pulp Fiction’ Fake Bible Verse at Pentagon Prayer Service

Pete Hegseth Quotes ‘Pulp Fiction’ Fake Bible Verse at Pentagon Prayer Service

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth meant to invoke holy scripture in discussing the rescue mission of an American fighter pilot stranded in Iran -- but he actually quoted Quentin Tarantino.

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Ashford Meadow Tourney merch is getting out of hand.
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bro
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The Masters
@TheMastersApr 6
It's the day the golf world patiently waits for. Welcome back to Monday at the Masters. #themasters
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