Due to reports of coyotes, it was suggested I sleep in the barn to protect the livestock. First of all, how heckin' dare you. Second, what tf do you expect ME to do if a pack of coyotes show up? I find this suggestion to be deeply insulting & have rejected it out of hand.

Mom set off the smoke alarm cooking dinner. Kept my composure? Absolutely not. Shook like a leaf? Yes. Got the heckin’ out of there? Also yes. Don’t tell the cat.

I am what I am! youtu.be/TxUC_UcKFJk?si=N6L3…

Soon.

Crowdfunding one of these babies. Might go fight a coyote later.

Yes...yes..stick your head in a little further.