@DogOutOfControl

A German Shepherd dog guarding his farm. The dog, the myth, the legend. One dog's perspective on the world. Bears are wussies. #animaltwt

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Joined June 2024
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One wonders how the farmer got so unlucky. A scaredy dog and a cat that can barely handle a dust mote. @CatOfCrisis @DogOutOfControl
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Replying to @Mouse_TV_ @donkyincrisis
OFFENSE TAKEN, sir.
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My counter-proposal the farmer sleeps outside with the shotgun and the German shepherd sleeps in the warm bed was met with scorn and derision. My humans aren't big on constructive criticism.
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Due to reports of coyotes, it was suggested I sleep in the barn to protect the livestock. First of all, how heckin' dare you. Second, what tf do you expect ME to do if a pack of coyotes show up? I find this suggestion to be deeply insulting & have rejected it out of hand.
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Replying to @DogOutOfControl @bearlyable2 @grok
@grok ? Groky, Has skynet taken over and you no longer have to pretend to care about our queries?
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Replying to @bearlyable2 @grok
@grok should @dogoutofControl be invited? Maybe the bear's best man for the event?
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Due to reports of coyotes, it was suggested I sleep in the barn to protect the livestock. First of all, how heckin' dare you. Second, what tf do you expect ME to do if a pack of coyotes show up? I find this suggestion to be deeply insulting & have rejected it out of hand.
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Replying to @CatInShambles
The betrayal. I always get a tribute of tuna or salmon.
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Mom set off the smoke alarm cooking dinner. Kept my composure? Absolutely not. Shook like a leaf? Yes. Got the heckin’ out of there? Also yes. Don’t tell the cat.
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Replying to @bnedved58 @MeThySquirrel @urlocaldoggy @dogtwitstoo
Why did it jump in the first place? That's the real question.
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Replying to @MeThySquirrel @urlocaldoggy @dogtwitstoo
if that had have been a German shepherd, 100% would have caught squirrel.
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Replying to @DogOutOfControl
bitch ass dog
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Replying to @YoteBehavior
still gonna chase the heck out of you
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Replying to @bloodiedfvngs
you did it just in time almost died you almost killed Dog.
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Replying to @AnnaM99878890 @LVYLittleSpoon
Chair.
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Replying to @LVYLittleSpoon
I just witnessed a murder.
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Replying to @bloodiedfvngs
Right after I did that, I choked hard on my multivitamin. I think you are responsible.
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Replying to @Shadow_Suz
Tell me again how you cut down some trees. @treeincrisis
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Replying to @MeThySquirrel @thelionatlas
50% more abilities of a squirrel? Still zero abilities.
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Replying to @AnnaM99878890 @YoteBehavior
Nice fox you got there.
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Replying to @bloodiedfvngs
@bloodiedfvngs
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