I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives, and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I think Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me funny.
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where we’re at: the world is being held in check by a conflict with unquantifiable vertical economic and geopolitical ramifications, and both sides can be summed up with a Monty Python gif
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Insane story, incredible reporting by @NickBerardini
The N.B.A. player Jontay Porter got deep into FanDuel, and in debt to the wrong people. The only way out, it seemed, was to gamble on himself. newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
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Republicans spent so long saying "don't California my Texas" they got lost in the sauce and decided to California their Florida
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To be clear: they were ousted, but likely they wouldn't have stayed with the new structure where DC Studios reports to Skydance film chiefs Dana Goldberg and Josh Greenstein. At WBD, Gunn and Safran were an autonomous studio reporting directly to the CEO (Zas)
this stinks
DC Studios Shocker: James Gunn and Peter Safran are stepping down as co-CEOs.
Skydance, which now oversees the division thanks to its acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery, has appointed former Marvel exec Jeremy Latcham to the post of president and chief creative officer of DC Studios.
Gunn and Safran are stepping away from their leadership roles effect Dec. 1, four years after taking over the job.
hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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Whichever side is trying to cancel Dave Chappelle at any given time is the side that’s losing.
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"The Replacements and Husker Du did not make Pitchfork's 100 Greatest Indie Rock records list, Minneapolis officially under attack."
somebody showed him the influencer tweets saying he looked weak on 60 minutes, but it is much MUCH weaker sauce. when you can just “yes, and?” away his theory of the case. early voting leads were indeed insurmountable!
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Wisconsin Rs urging Dems not to redraw the map
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Stephen Miller gets a promotion and then Trump suggests some people here illegally who haven’t committed any other crime should be allowed to stay.
(Congress had a bill written in 2013 in part by Marco Rubio to do this and Stephen Miller’s opposition was a major reason it did not become law.)
President Trump says his administration’s deportation policy was “too tough.” cbsn.ws/4k5CJfU
sure, elon pissed away line 10x more on the election than bezos did on this, but at least he can delete his tweets and move on instead of being obligated to brand himself with the failure like this
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Suppose this happens - a huge If - it would mean by 2030+ there’d be 5 at scale memory manufactures up from 3 today (CXMT + Terrafab) and 4 at scale leading edge logic foundries (TSMC, Intel, Samsung, TF
was this taped before or after stephen miller’s promotion?
Trump: I think that’s something that’s actually doable.
Q: Doable to create some kind of legal status for the landscapers?
Trump: Yeah. When you go into a hotel and you have a woman that’s worked there as a… You know, as a maid, as a cleaner, as a this, as a that, as a waitress—a lot of good things, great jobs. And all of a sudden, they’re being taken out of the country. It’s tough. It’s a tough thing.
But there’s a group of people that I would say on the sort of pretty far right that would like everybody taken out.
Q: Do any of those people work in your administration? Are they in the building with us right now?
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1/ I'll explain exactly how this happened because I'm the person at Forbes who calculates these numbers.
This is going to take some unraveling, but here's a spoiler: The president's answer here is nonsense.