I turn caffeine into software. My wife, dog and cat make up the perfect household. I can often be found playing disc golf. he/him.

Minnesota, USA
Joined August 2008
We always have been but damn we’re about to be SO annoying. Have you guys heard about duck duck gray duck???
hope everyone is prepared for how annoying minnesotans are about to get
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St Paul about to be in the news a lot this week 👀👀
NO WORDS. @sunisalee_ is a six-time Olympic medalist! #ParisOlympics
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First of all, she’s not. But we also have evidence that gas stoves might be bad so maybe we should look into it. Second of all, if the worst thing you can say about someone is “she hates gas stoves!” then they must be pretty great.
JD Vance: "She wants to take away your gas stoves. She even wants to take away your ability to eat red meat."
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If someone asks if you’re masking because you don’t feel well just say “nope, just really ugly.”
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Super sick during Shark Week, feeling terrible for @JessyLooWhoXO needing to pick up so much of the slack (which she’s doing brilliantly)
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I have to renew my drivers license but the thought of continuing to live in America is exhausting.
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I used to enjoy the 4th. This country is a joke, I’m not proud of it. I’m not happy with it. I’m mad. I’m sad. I’m defeated. I hope someday we get back to being something to be proud of. It’s a very uphill battle to get there.
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Top scoring Father/Kids combos all time NBA: 1. Dell (12670), Steph (23668), Seth (5032): 41370 2. LeBron (40474) and Bronny (0): 40474
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Almost no pictures from the weekend, but it was such a blast having the Pro Tour roll through! Can’t wait to see everyone again next year!
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If this happened at MSP it would just be a bunch of wild rice soups.
What the hell is happening in Sacramento International Airport????
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Take 2 minutes out of your day for the great Reggie Jackson to give you a powerful history lesson
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If the longest inseam you offer is 34” you do not offer big and tall. 😐
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The good news: Wolves didn’t lose 34 times tonight.
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People upset about this Wolves season have not been living the same MN sports experience I have been… this is the most fun season I’ve ever had watching this team and it’s not close.
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Minnesota is ready for you, basketball fans! 🏀 Let's go, @Timberwolves! 🐺
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Chiefs gotta cut Butker like yesterday
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Has Naz Reid surpassed Paul Bunyan to become the biggest Minnesotan folk hero of all time?
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In a trench coat
Researchers say the Tyrannosaurus Rex may have actually been three separate dinosaurs. bit.ly/4c3ZQkC
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Misleading headline: Research points to Tyrannosaurus-"Rex" specimens diverging into three Tyrannosaurus species, not different dinosaurs. The headline leads people to believe each skeleton is made of three distinct dinosaurs when every specimen is of a Tyrannosaurus species link.springer.com/article/10.100…
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Ravens Niners feel like the most fun matchup and it’s what I want to happen so congrats to the Chiefs and Lions on their victories.
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