*Parody* former North Carolina Commissioner of Labor and Elevators. I helped @CherieBerryNC get re-elected and @NCDOL get RTs. Ya girl is a full time Mamaw!
Elevators.Escalators.Etc.
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Girl you barely go to Lexington #ncpol
Yo @JenBalkcom why are prices up? #ncpol
More AI slop - did y’all prompt it to find a really sketch ass Whatley pic or was that just luck? #ncpol
But who won the water game gurl
The State Fair is not only tons of fun, but it’s also a celebration of North Carolina agriculture and the people who make it such an important part of our state.
@FLONC and I enjoyed spending time with farmers, checking out what’s new at the fair, and celebrating the traditions that bring North Carolinians together. Agriculture is the backbone of our economy, and the State Fair is a great reminder of all the people and hard work behind it.
AHEM #ncpol
Some #ncpol accounts worth following:
-@gercohen (mail-in voting + Wake Co. guru)
-@chriscooperwcu (turnout data + Western NC voice)
-@andyinrok (turnout + campaign finance junkie)
-@AP_RaceCalls (outcomes)
-@NCSBE (Election Day results and polling site extensions)
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WEIRD HOW YOU AND STEVE ARE PARTYING IT UP AND NOBODY TEXTED THE GROUP CHAT #ncpol @JoshStein_ @Elaine4NC @BethWoodNC @PatMcCroryNC
Governor Stein and First Lady Stein Visit NC State Fair teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1jxXgBroB…
Sigh. Does this mean we don’t get any more mean voiced nasty ads? Cause ya girl loves those more than a funnel cake on a ferris wheel. #ncpol
Read question again, Malamar.
She asked why NC has a Democratic Gov.
You spilled all this blah whine whine.
GOP had a chance to elect one of their own.
They nominated a porn addict, so the Democrat won. And NC has a Democratic Governor. Correcting you should pay more! #ncpol
I guess Cherie can’t remember what year it was during Covid. It wasn’t when Josh Stein ran.
If you’re going to come after me, at least follow along with the right information. Otherwise, you look like your elevator never went to the top, Cher.
#ncpol
Shorter (more accurate) answer, Marlo. Republicans nominated a porn addicted candidate who lost by double digits. #ncpol
This is easy. During Covid, Governor Roy Cooper and his cronies at the North Carolina State Election Board-who were a majority democrat-signed a consent decree (Marc Elias) just like the one Georgia signed, allowing for no signature, no witness ballots and extended Election Day nice extra days.
The Republican NC Legislature took the NCSBE to court and won a partial victory. The no signature/no witness illegal ballot process (it’s illegal in North Carolina not sign your ballot or have witnesses) was stopped immediately, but the 350k ballots that had been received counted. Add that to an extension nine days past Election Day, and the democrats had enough votes banked.
In simple terms-
The democrats used an illegal consent decree to cheat.
AI slop from @JenBalkcom - wonder if she’s figured out the first lady’s name yet? #ncpol
Democrat Jamie Ager (NC-11) hosted the drag queen barn dance featuring Sister Dominatrix and Sister Helen Holy in his barn with kids.
Last month, Ager wrote a check to Blue Ridge Pride whose family-friendly festival featured Divine Hullern and Will Pounder.
Jenny Ager talks like you and me on TV, but he's dancing with they/them.
I swear @PatMcCroryNC traded in his flip flops for his bitter boots! #ncpol
The key to winning a U.S. Senate seat seems to be to say little and avoid telling voters how you'd vote on key national issues. I talked with @PatMcCroryNC today about lessons from The Change Agent and who he'll cast his ballot for this year. #ncpol
Girl no. County boards have multiple absentee meetings prior to Election Day in which boards review returned ballots. This is when it is determined to flatten and tabulate, spoil for an issue with it, and issue cure options. Check out Wake County… #ncpol
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This is bullshit. They're not even reviewed until the canvass.
Stop with your blatant lies.
@BrendanCarrFCC how are news outlets allowed to blatantly lie like this?
Girl, it didn’t - and you know it. Official election mail (i.e., ballots) uses a uniform logo authorized by USPS. But RealAbs seems RealCredible. #ncpol @NCSBE @NCAuditorBoliek
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I don’t have to wonder, hon! My idea makes even you look good! #ncpol
Ever wonder what your face would look like in 33,000 elevators? Visit the @NCDOL booth at the @NCStateFair and you too can be elevator famous. #ElevatorFamous
What a disaster
Reporter: Trump's One Big Beautiful bill is going to put a lot of hospitals in jeopardy of closing because of cuts. How worried are you about that?
North Carolina GOP candidate Jennifer Balkcom: I'd have to understand it before I could actually make full comment on it. I'd probably have to see that analysis
Reporter: Sure, the latest analysis puts over 400 hospitals at risk of closures because of the law's Medicaid cuts.
Balkcom: I would just have to- I'm not... I'm not sure about that one
Funny how @WhatleyNC was there too but none of them wanna talk about it lol
Great evening at the 6th District America 250 Celebration with Chairman Jessup & Congressman @Addison_McD.
Grateful to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary & the incredible Republicans working to keep our great state strong. Let’s keep moving forward together! 🇺🇸
