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Joined November 2019
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my lower back watching me try to live my life
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Ella Zee 🌈👑@EllaZee515 Jan 2021
Phil Collins: [boards flight] 🎶gonna be Phil Collins in the air tonight
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Ella Zee 🌈👑@EllaZee516 Sep 2020
Phil Collins looks like someone's dad who likes Phil Collins.
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Ella Zee 🌈👑@EllaZee59 Aug 2020
Doctor: [walks into waiting room] Hello and welcome to our completely confidential service for embarrassing ailments. All names are private and we will only communicate in code. *Points at someone* Right, Mr Tennis Ball Stuck Up Your Butt, please come with me.
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Ella Zee 🌈👑@EllaZee527 May 2021
"fuck around and find out" - James Bond's entire job description
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X🇨🇦@FFmaxhyde1 Aug 2025
Just used my fucking phone as a flyswatter while scrolling Twitter so fuck anyone that says men can't multitask
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X🇨🇦@FFmaxhyde6 Aug 2025
My life is fucking easy for several reasons but mostly because I'm pretty fucking smart
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X🇨🇦@FFmaxhyde6 Aug 2025
"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world." - Lucille Ball
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X🇨🇦@FFmaxhyde9 Aug 2025
No idea but the fucking moon looks violent...fuckin moon lasers man
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Smut Terry🇨🇦@SmutTerry28 Jun 2025
Life’s been busy so I haven’t been out here much. Might go and like 20 of your tweets.
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Smut Terry🇨🇦@SmutTerry8 Jul 2025
Thanks for DMing me to thank me for the follow and then promptly unfollowing. That was cool.
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Smut Terry🇨🇦@SmutTerry24 Jul 2025
Me in 2025 seeing the stereo components I abandoned for streaming services and tiny room speakers: "I'm assembling a team."
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Smut Terry🇨🇦@SmutTerry28 Jul 2025
Oh look, it’s another blue checkmark bro with the worst take imaginable.
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Smut Terry🇨🇦@SmutTerry13 Nov 2024
If you want to find me over at the other place.
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Toast@izzsaltyzaagain16 Jun 2025
Sure I like you but not "zoom in on your feet pics" like you
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Toast@izzsaltyzaagain16 Jun 2025
You just can't write a funny format- joke- tweet about touching grass.
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Toast@izzsaltyzaagain17 Jun 2025
It's almost 3am but I fear the thoughts my brain can have at 3am.
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Toast@izzsaltyzaagain19 Jun 2025
How to get more likes, RTs and comments: Be more attractive.
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Toast@izzsaltyzaagain20 Jun 2025
Can cyclists do us all a favour and cycle late at night when everyone's at home watching TV?
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*googles “how to stay hydrated but not have to pee” so I can wear a cute jumpsuit I bought.
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Welcome to your 40’s, every day you wake up with a new bruise.
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