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i’m not here for a long time nor a good time

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Joined April 2019
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slam dunking da haters on twitter dot com
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new fear unlocked
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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black forest ham hype and respect moments
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so that's the joke, huh #jax
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.@FlavioBolsonaro hand Lula a water nigga
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Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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Stir fry all under my covers I was sleep woking again
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What Clipping sounds like when you aren't 15 anymore
friends and i watched a tubi movie this weekend and i am still in awe of this sequence and this song. dude
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nirvanna the banndddd
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wrote "it's oaky" instead of "it's okay"
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Replying to @Autism_Squeaks
Account Based in Shelbyville
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This is so sad, they start circling like this because each one is following the one in front of them thinking it will lead them to food or shelter but they just go round and round until they starve to death and never make it back to their nests
Did you know that there is AN ACTUAL STUDY about circle pits and how they rotate counter clockwise? It blew my mind, I could NOT think of a single pit I’ve been to where people are going clockwise (unless they are crowd killing or forming after a wall of death)
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if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire
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Replying to @pounliua
Back in my old job I accepted this and then never returned back to work
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