This is a good time for me to announce that I’m a hyperzionist, and islamogroypers disgust me. I’m officially denouncing my former associates on the far right, and my disgust for the far left. You guys ruin everything you touch.

Ferren is unironically now one of my favorite artists, it takes a surprising amount of control to shade like this without blending. Give him a follow.

Just arrest Dario already, I’m sick of hearing this from people that won’t stop while claiming they might potentially destroy humanity. Deeply unserious company.

Fuck it we ball. I would love to help you with your friend.

Remember when I said that data centers were not enough for these companies, and that they needed to pursue niche specialties to differentiate themselves? Yeah, this is why. Data centers are nice, but without a specialty, all models converge eventually.

I need a goth girl that will climb onto my back and let me squat her. Fuck who am I kidding, no I don’t lmfao, pass the dumbbells.

What, did you think I wasn’t going to post my daily motivational nipple shot? Surprise, I’m not, it’s my back instead.

I remember that sentry turret that could fit in a briefcase that fired paintballs from a decade ago or so, I’m sure a few of you have seen the video as well. Yeah so we need those for point defense against drones. Wouldn’t the paint fuck up the rotors enough to drop it?

Next time, the Muslims.

I feel like the sun should already be up…

Seeing someone else with this pfp in the wild is fucking jarring, how many of us are there?

Being told I need to go outside more is actually heinous. I basically live outdoors and only go inside to eat, use the restroom, bathe and sleep. Perhaps I should touch computers more and grass less.

Don’t ask why the BGM for 2026 is a bell that tolls every hour with the backing track of a slow heartbeat steadily growing louder. It’ll make sense eventually.

We can actually trust Zuck. Believe me.

The future is looking so bright. Where the fuck are my aviators?

I’ve officially entered XL territory. The sleeves are almost too tight around my forearms, not a good sign for my recently updated wardrobe!

ZOG WORLD ORDER, HEIL BIBI. I was wondering where all the freaks were coming from, always the fucking lists. Motherfucker, only losers who need crowds to do their work actually use this function. Parasocial pussies.

Making people seethe as far away as New Zealand lmfao. These fucking pipe smokers are unreal.

He’s starting to believe