Baptist, Unix IT guy, Reagan conservative, Ohio State Buckeyes fan, Pittsburgh Penguins fan, and a chronic leadfoot! Jesus is Lord

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Joined July 2009
Flávio Bolsonaro has reportedly LEFT Brazil for the United States after demanding his the election results against President Lula da Silva be annulled. The day after the election, tyrant Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes ordered Bolsonaro to surrender his passports, which authorities reportedly canceled after he failed to comply. A country where a candidate for office is forced to flee after losing an election is not a democratic country. This is an authoritarian regime. Insane.
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🚨 NFL HISTORY For the THIRD straight week, all EIGHT teams in the AFC North and NFC North have a winning record. The longest streak by any two divisions since the NFL realigned in 2002.
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I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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A very clever pun
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Someone has gone their entire life without seeing a one point safety until now🔥
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I would display this precious moment in my living room if it were real. 
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Welcome to the best candy of the season YEEHAW
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We’ve got you covered before, during and after #hurricane Isaias 24/7 on @weatherchannel or streamtwc.com ! #surge #wind #rain #tornado @WeLoveWeather
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October 9, 1972 🖕🏻CLASSIC MNF MOMENT🖕🏻 In the final minutes of the Raiders' 34-0 blowout at the Houston Astrodome, a dispirited Oilers fan lets the Monday Night Football viewing audience know that his team is still — according to Don Meredith — "Number One in the Nation".
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They closed a Waffle House in Pensacola… It’s getting serious now
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The city of Philadelphia might’ve had the worst sports week in history
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Men are single because women think having a vagina is enough. No self-work. No effort to understand men. And that's why they're mad. If men were marrying just for sex, every prostitute would be a wife by now. A man can get sex with no wedding, no bills, no responsibility of feeding and housing a woman. No serious man marries for sex. He marries for peace. For loyalty. For children. For a home. For a woman he can actually build a life with. That's why the men who STILL want marriage in this generation aren't looking for a body. Bodies are cheap. They're looking for character. And most of you don't have it.
what opinion on relationships will have you like this?
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Things got chirpy between @BizNasty2point0 and the Flyers faithful 😂
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C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."
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😂🤣😂🤣
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Joan Rivers was wise beyond her years. She was 10 steps ahead when it came to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict back in 2014. If only people had an ounce of her wit, common sense, and knowledge, the world would be a hell of a lot less stupid. I miss this woman.
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