Passionate, compassionate, Believer of the Golden Rule and purveyor of Common Sense (in it's time of diminished presence).
United States
Joined November 2022
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2+years2go retweeted
AOC SAYS SHE'S A GIRL'S GIRL. LET ME EXPLAIN GIRLS TO HER LIKE SHE'S THREE. 👧👦
At a town hall in Portland, Maine, AOC said she supports trans women in women's sports "because I'm a girl's girl."
Okay, sweetie. Sit down. Get your juice box. Auntie Selene is going to explain how this works, and I'm going to use small words, because clearly the big ones haven't been working.
There are two kinds of people.
👦 People with a dong.
👧 People with no dong.
That's it. That's the list. Even a toddler at daycare figures this out by snack time.
For thousands of years, dong people were called "men." No-dong people were called "women." It worked great. Nobody needed a town hall.
Now, the rules. Follow along.
📏 RULE 1: You are what you were born with. Not what you bought. Not what you announced. Not what your pronoun sticker says. Born with. That's the whole rule.
🏀 RULE 2: The dong team plays on the dong team. The no-dong team plays on the no-dong team. This is why there's an NBA and a WNBA. See how easy that was? The NBA is going to love this. Finally, a rule simpler than the flopping policy.
🏊 RULE 3: If you have a dong, you don't get to swim in the no-dong pool, run on the no-dong track or change in the no-dong locker room. You get your own. It's very nice. It has a dong sign on the door.
🥇 RULE 4: Medals go to the fastest no-dong in the no-dong race. A UN report found more than 600 female athletes lost over 890 medals to male competitors. Some girl's girl, AOC. Those 600 girls would like a word.
🎓 RULE 5: Scholarships, roster spots and podiums on the no-dong team belong to no-dongs. Period. (Get it? Period? Only one team has those.)
👶 RULE 6: If a three year old can pick the right bathroom door, dong sign or no-dong sign, a Congresswoman can sort a swim meet.
Now let me be clear about me. I am a no-dong person. Proudly. I like dongs. Big fan. Long time supporter. Married one. Four kids should tell you exactly how big a fan. Girly girls love dongs. Some no-dong people don't, and that's okay too. Love who you love. But if two no-dongs want a baby, at some point they're going to need a dong. Or at least some dong by-products. Science doesn't do participation trophies. 😉 And I'm STILL a girly girl. You know why? What I cheer for is my business. What I was born with is what makes me a girl.
You want to be a girl's girl, AOC? Stand up for the girl who trained for 12 years and lost her spot on the podium to someone who went through male puberty. She's a girl. She'd love a girl's girl right about now.
Right now you're a girl at a town hall telling other girls to sit down and clap.
Dong. No dong. Two teams. Nap time. 🧃🦋
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2+years2go retweeted
President Trump calls the riots in France for "better education" all BULLSH*T
"It has to do with a bunch of radical, vicious lunatics from Third World countries that took over France"
Mass migration is a country destroyer.
2+years2go retweeted
I thought you were in Detroit to rally the black vote for Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed
Out of the sparse crowd standing in line only 25 of were black....
Blacks are voting red in Michigan, they can't stand that communist who's entire family is tied to the Muslim Brotherhood
2+years2go retweeted
On Election Day my opponent will lose. GET OUT AND VOTE! Thank you to the almost 1000 people that showed up! We love you! 🫶🏻
2+years2go retweeted
DEMRATS: Burning buildings and looting stores is just passionate free speech. If you call it a riot you’re a fascist who hates progress. It’s a festival of redistributive justice. The fires are just lighting the way to a better tomorrow. Vote red.
2+years2go retweeted
🇺🇸 JUST VOTED! 🗳️
Just cast my vote for Florida’s next governor, Byron Donalds! We also voted for Ashley Moody, Blaise Ingoglia, and Simpson!
Every vote matters, and every election is an opportunity to make our voices heard. Florida’s future depends on citizens showing up and participating in the democratic process.
🔥 Florida, let’s turn out and make our voices heard!
Don’t sit this election out. Get informed, make your plan, and VOTE! 🇺🇸
#FloridaPolitics #ByronDonalds #FloridaElections #GOP #VoteFlorida
Common Sense had but
ONE COLOR - RED!!!!!
🇺🇸 JUST VOTED! 🗳️
Just cast my vote for Florida’s next governor, Byron Donalds! We also voted for Ashley Moody, Blaise Ingoglia, and Simpson!
Every vote matters, and every election is an opportunity to make our voices heard. Florida’s future depends on citizens showing up and participating in the democratic process.
🔥 Florida, let’s turn out and make our voices heard!
Don’t sit this election out. Get informed, make your plan, and VOTE! 🇺🇸
#FloridaPolitics #ByronDonalds #FloridaElections #GOP #VoteFlorida
2+years2go retweeted
President Trump is 80 years old.
He's been working seven days a week for nearly a month.
He receives zero paycheck.
There is no one like him, and there never will be, ever again.
Put some respect on his name.
🇺🇸TRUMP🇺🇸
2+years2go retweeted
I worked for Obama twice. I ran for Congress as a Democrat.
Now I’m called a traitor for refusing to give every Democrat my vote.
I’m raising a Jewish daughter. Her safety matters more to me than party loyalty.
If that bothers you, ask yourself why.
2+years2go retweeted
BREAKING: Rioters in France are throwing Molotov cocktails at police officers in Paris.
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The video shows clashes in Tirana, Albania, during anti-government protests on Oct 24 where a Molotov cocktail set a police officer's uniform on fire, not events in Paris, France.
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2+years2go retweeted
.@AOC accused Elon Musk of gutting Medicaid and Social Security to finance his own tax cuts and government contracts. She also accused him of robbing the public.
She made those accusations on Instagram Live, not during congressional proceedings.
The Supreme Court ruled in Hutchinson v. Proxmire that congressional immunity doesn’t protect defamatory statements made in public communications outside legislative proceedings.
AOC should be asked to produce the evidence supporting her accusations.
Being a member of Congress doesn’t give you a license to defame people.
