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everyone around me is whoring tonight because it’s the friday night to halloween and im over here worrying about 5 men who play league of legends what the fuck
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i rarely block but i saw a dude hatin on ritz crackers and cantaloupe. no interest in the rest of their thoughts
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i carved a scary face into a pumpkin but its too fucking scary i cant even leave my room anymore
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there should be a halloween santa claus i think. no that’s stupid. i’m sorry i’m stupid. i’m sorry
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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What’s the difference between drinking a coke zero for breakfast and getting a coffee????!!!????!!?????? Why am I being judged for enjoy a crisp coke zero in the morning????


























