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Rob Langejans

@Greenmachine

I take pictures of Meat #MeatTweet

Joined March 2008
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edgarwright
@edgarwright23 Jul 2016
I still think it's sad that since dogs only see in monochrome, the whole B&W to colour transition in 'Wizard Of Oz' was really lost on Toto.
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Sean Cooper@Scoop_In_Beer3 Nov 2013
Having an awesome time @RevolutionYYC with friends @Greenmachine, @Jovale213 @BeerAndUltiGuy @Langejans. Great beer, great friends!
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Ron Swanson@RonUSwanson4 Sep 2013
You know who's going to hate being a zombie? Vegans.
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Ron Swanson@RonUSwanson31 Aug 2013
The first three minutes of Idiocracy should be a PSA.
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Adventure Time Bikini! :D instagram.com/p/caP1g8PP_i/
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Kelly Kobe@kobe_kelly3 Aug 2013
Bacon wrapped meatloaf #Meattweet @langejans @Greenmachine @LDH74 #jasperbrewingcompany
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan23 Jun 2013
Sending out some love to all my friends in Calgary hit with these awful floods. I hope relief finds its way to you!
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Not that anybody asked, but I object to religion in science classrooms not because it's religion but because it's not science
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pussawus@pussawus22 Mar 2013
My parenting technique is like a hype man in rap: I just stand behind mom repeating key phrases and throwing in the occasional "Yeah!"
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pussawus@pussawus3 Jan 2013
'Give me the Hogg Slop' Sloppy Hoggs smoked pulled pork poutine #meattweet
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Al Yankovic
@alyankovic22 Dec 2012
Well, guess I better start my Christmas shopping. Stupid non-apocalypse.
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pussawus@pussawus5 Nov 2012
This Tofurky sausage looks suspiciously like a turd #nonmeattweet
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High heels are technically really short stilts.
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Kelly Kobe@kobe_kelly9 Aug 2012
Hey @Greenmachine here's the last night at the lake cook whatever is left in the cooler #meattweet yfrog.com/nxwf3oij
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Kelly Kobe@kobe_kelly30 Jul 2012
A different #meattweet for @Greenmachine. Pappa Murphy's 5 meat stuffed pizza! yfrog.com/h4zfzelvj
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan20 Jul 2012
The most insane fireworks display EVER. Computer fuck up causes the whole load to go off at once youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1y… via @youtube
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Calgary! I'll be telling jokes about food and my slightly controlling wife this Friday with @joerogan and @AriShaffir epcorcentre.org/WhatsOn/Show…
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Just an FYI: Today is "Thursday the 12th" and it's just as common as "Friday the 13th"
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Tenacious D
@tenaciousd17 May 2012
Sweet delicious Internets anyone? Low Hangin Fruit video. Do you like the taste @reddit? bit.ly/JjQym0
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Tenacious D
@tenaciousd3 May 2012
Rize of the Fenix, the most epic video ever, is now available for your viewing pleasure everywhere via Youtube! bit.ly/II3wIK
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