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Appalachia, USA
Joined August 2025
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For Today's prompt of the day turn yourself into a marketable plushy Prompt Below @KitsuraNines @The_Bloooop @Lythria_x @YunaFrostrunner
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Based on Hameet's track record, no one should be worried.
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【 史上初 THE FIRST TAKE失敗 】 ⠀  ゲロッゲロゲロ ⠀⠀ ⠀ゲロゲロゲロ ⠀ ⠀ ゲロゲロ  ⠀ ゲロゲロッゲロ ゲロゲロッゲロ ⠀ゲロ ゲロゲロッゲロ ⠀ ゲロゲロゲロ  ゲロゲロゲロ ゲロー ⠀ゲロッ
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This is how I feel going 80 in a 3 speed to the airport on chopped springs.
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How I stim when I’m home alone
I only make serious software
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Oh God the Democrats are turning the enitre Atlantic Ocean gay it's so over
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La cuenta oficial de la marina de estados unidos acaba de subir esto para reclutar gente kjjj
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The Passover Pinochet 🇺🇸 🚁 🇺🇸
🔥 CHIEF OF STAFF STEPHEN MILLER: "YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE DRAGON YOU HAVE AWAKENED." "You have no idea how determined we will be to SAVE this civilization. To save the West. To save THIS REPUBLIC." "We will devote the rest of our lives to FINISHING the causes for which Charlie gave his last measure of devotion. You cannot defeat us, you cannot slow us, you cannot STOP us, you cannot deter us!" 🇺🇸 "We stand for what is good, what is virtuous, what is noble. To those trying to incite violence against us...what do you have? You have nothing. You are nothing. You are wickedness, you are jealousy, you are envy, you are hatred, you are NOTHING. You can build nothing, you can produce nothing, you can create nothing. WE are the ones who build, we are the ones who create, WE are the ones who lift up humanity!" Genuinely one of his greatest moments from roughly one year ago. This man is now being pushed to the forefront of Donald Trump's administration and it's AMAZING NEWS for America first 👏🏻 This is a patriot who knows what must be done. THE COMEBACK STARTS NOW.
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Why didn't anyone tell me about the bottomless salt mine on the internet holy shit this is fun
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congratulations padawan
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you can place him wherever your heart desires (from ig @ noboribetsumarineparknixe)
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Replying to @HarmeetKDhillon
I'm not a groyper, but spare us your performative outrage.
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Demon worshippers will not be tolerated in the Republican Party.
BREAKING: Harmeet Dhillon resigns as DOJ assistant attorney general for civil rights -FOX
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I trained a crow LLM from scratch 🐦‍⬛ Meet Tallow: a tiny 15.7M param model that learned to be a crow from 4,628 crow conversations. He only speaks in actions and kaws, he holds grudges, and "sorry" doesn't work. Only peanuts do 🥜
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Foreign-born workers soar by 809K in October, the biggest monthly increase since Jan 2025 Native-born workers dropped by 64K
Full-time jobs: +714K Part-time jobs: -242K
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