Chelsea fan. Accountant / Auditor. Politically leftist and generally a nerd.
England, United Kingdom
Joined May 2013
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“How can Chelsea Comply with FFP rules?”
A good question that @SwissRamble tried to answer in their Substack.
I thought I, as an auditor, would go over their work and give some of my thoughts in the thread below
Feel free to have a look if that kinda thing interests you at all
The only bright side I can conjure is that Alonso does not seem to rate Malo Gusto at all, so we may nearly be done with his shit
I think this is a pretty fair reflection of my thoughts on the squad as it stands
hi friends !!! i made a little player sorter for funsies. just choose your fave of the 2 until it calculates your full ranking. so far i've built it for atleti, barça, arsenal, and bayern. and there are themes based on each team's kits !!
play it on:
player-sorter.github.io/
“Own goal from Malo Gusto, red card for Wesley Fofana” is such a neat way to sum up the last three seasons of Chelsea Football Club
This might be the only thing I ever wholeheartedly agree with Nick Fuentes about
Cosigned on all of this lmao
This is probably an exaggeration actually, Lukaku comes to mind but that was from United’s physical regime as much as anything
Fernandez has just markedly declined in the quality he was once best at, passing, for no obvious reason
Both his goals today were running on the counter, and we knew he could do that at Ipswich as well
Its very different to play as a ST in possession against 6 defenders all in front of you
Thats why it never worked with us but Forrest would still pay £45m, its not complicated
People absolutely should discuss their salaries
The only people who benefit if you don't are management who can more easily exploit you and your colleagues
Alex Scott got himself injured doing exactly what Cole Palmer avoided
He played far too much over the last 15 months and this kind of attitude / entitlement is the reason so many player's bodies break down
If coaches / pundits don't realise / respect that then they're clueless
No Cole Palmer in England squad. Right call by Thomas Tuchel. There was a lot of talk about Palmer possibly being recalled today to the England squad to face Croatia and Spain. In form for Chelsea, five goals, three assists, undeniable talent etc. Yet what happened in the last extended international break cast a cloud over Palmer. Commitment? Load management? What was going on?
Going into the break, Palmer completed 90 minutes for Chelsea against Brentford but was then deemed not fit for England because he was playing with “discomfort and pain”, according to Tuchel. England’s head coach was clearly annoyed, said that Palmer “misses too many opportunities” and that others could seize the chance in Palmer’s absence.
While England had four Nations League qualifiers, Palmer had a break and rehab. On resumption of club football, Palmer started Chelsea’s next PL games. His absence from the England squad is good news for Chelsea, of course, he has another break, can focus on them.
Will Palmer be missed by England? They have strength in depth at 10. Morgan Rogers, Morgan Gibbs-White, Eberechi Eze and now Josh King with, obviously, Jude Bellingham undisputed first choice. #CFC #ENG
Commuter train out of Leeds with 2 carriages in rush hour
Every single time
Fuck you @northernassist. I long for the day you go bust, genuinely the worst company I have ever had the misfortune of dealing with
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When I started working I used to get a bonus, thank you payment at Christmas, bank Holiday time and a half if worked and paid if taken off, canteen with a cooked lunch now all gone. Bosses constantly look for ways to give staff the bare minimum so should expect the same in return
'Quiet quitting' could be hitting the economy - here's why bbc.in/4ijTORZ
