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If we're doing eye test we just gonna ignore Bama needed a miracle to beat a pathetic Auburn team last week? I'd put Ohio State in ahead of Bama. FSU is undefeated. They are in. Period.
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I’m doing great, why do you ask? teapaw.org/JoeyLang0ne/status/124…
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Why do bands still use the metal font for all of their mercy and flyers? It was cheeseball when we were 15 and now it is like an aged cheese, but still cheese.
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Replying to @BarstoolBigCat
I still haven’t stopped puking my guts out since I saw the clip of Myles Garrett this morning. Had to call out of work.
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someone knocked on our practice space door a few weeks ago to ask our band name and they came to our show on monday and brought a bunch of friends. still thinking about it. i love nice strangers
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One day when we’re telling our grandchildren about how we drank white claw before we knew it was bad for us, living with our settlement money from the class action clawsuit
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Happy Extra Hour Day to all....except those of us with kids who wake up at 5:30am for extra ladder and cone work drills 🤷🏻♂️
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I would prefer my QB look at the wide open receiver who is 5 yards away in the End Zone and complete a pass a toddler could complete rather than try a no look pass and throw it 20 yards over his head but that’s just me
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The world's largest military budgets:
🇯🇵 $50 billion
🇬🇧 $53 billion
🇫🇷 $56 billion
🇮🇳 $58 billion
🇷🇺 $63 billion
🇸🇦 $83 billion
🇨🇳 $168 billion
🇺🇸 $700 billion
What if—just maybe—we led the world not in weapons and war, but in fighting humanity's common enemy: climate change?
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i genuinely dk how the fuck am i supposed to have kids...ur telling me if they suggest getting ice cream for dinner and picking up another dog on our way back i have to say no and act like thats not a great fuckin idea lmfao sorry im not fake
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Someone on Twitter trying to be funny:
HAHA omg whyyy do I always crave Chick fil a on Sundays?? lol
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A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!
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Replying to @stoolpresidente @British_Airways
I’d love to help, Dave. But without a blue checkmark I have no idea if this is even you right now
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I live in New York and I pay insane taxes just to constantly see people pee on the trash-filled street. How about you do your job before looking for another one?


















