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Sprout

@Im_sprouticus

Simon 'Sprout' Phillips

 Bristol
Joined October 2009
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Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) profile pictureTommy Robinson 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEraOct 19
Court update: General consensus among those in attendance: “Where is the crime” and “How has this met the CPS threshold to prosecute?”
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Replying to @SuperJoeFelix2
They’re 18th in League 2 and he’s blaming a smaller pitch. Where do they find these goons?! 😂😂😂
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not saying it needs to be 20k, but something has to give with the tax threshold and it has to increase. tinkering round the edges trying to save people money, when raising the threshold would put more money in people's pockets to spend on taxable items
George Smiley (@364690) profile pictureGeorge Smiley@364690Oct 26
Given the personal allowance will have been frozen for a decade at £12,570 - it's interesting to see what it would be when it's treated with the largesse of the minimum wage.
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Anthropic warns of 'catastrophic risk' to humankind Also, buy are shares and make us rich bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq39…
Anthropic unveils details of planned historic stock market debut

Anthropic unveils details of planned historic stock market debut

The company will be the first true artificial intelligence company to go public as tech firms continue to invest heavily in AI.

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Just a reminder of how deluded United fans were before the start of the season 🤡🤡🤡
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“You don't have anything from the Allied side?" "No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
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Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Not an ai apocalypse doomer or whatever, but entering a world where the normal operation of cybersecurity is vast swarms of hacker bots battling vast swarms of defender bots 24/7 at a scale beyond human comprehension doesn't seem like a *great* path forward.
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Doing a ball-drop to see if the pitch is playable whilst standing in a foot of water is absolutely outstanding
EuroFoot (@eurofootcom) profile pictureEuroFoot
@eurofootcomOct 18
🚨🇪🇸 A game in the 4th division of Spanish football between Peña Deportiva and UCAM Murcia CF was suspended due to heavy rain. The pitch was flooded. ☔️❌
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This is genuinely spit-your-drink-out funny from 2 seconds in
FIVEGEE MARK (@FivegeeM) profile pictureFIVEGEE MARK
@FivegeeMOct 17
MORE AND MORE BLADE RUNNER HEROS ARE STEPPING UP TO DISARM THEIR C40 ELECTRONIC ASSAULT WEAPONS KILL BOX
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Every week now there is something with Holloway. Well and truly lost it
The Loathed Strangers (@LoathedStranger) profile pictureThe Loathed Strangers@LoathedStrangerOct 17
Anyone else super-keen to discover who Ian Holloway *really* is? Perhaps Holloway is James Constable in disguise? Non-serious replies only... #STFC
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Where did Paul E say this utter crock of shite?
MissyHyatt (@RealMissyHyatt) profile pictureMissyHyatt
@RealMissyHyattOct 15
I shut it off when heyman said disney was interested in purchasing 49% of ecw. My b.s. meter exploded.
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Replying to @unusual_whales
“Profitable on an adjusted basis” is how I’m going to start describing my sports betting record after removing the bets I lost
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Promoter I know bitches that it takes the graphics and video peeps far too long to create stuff. Same promoter also bitches that the AI graphics another crew member creates all look the fucking same. Who knew creating good original content would take time? 🙄
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ZXVΔ@archangelzxvOct 12
Replying to @Wario64
Devs: "QA found another bug." "How do we fix it?" "I don't know. No one wrote it. It's all slop code." Multiply that by 20000 times. Per game.
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No, came the dry reply. There are 8 billion humans in the world, and a few hundred mountain gorillas. If we’re shooting something, it’s not going to be a gorilla. The guest was silenced. (2/2)
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GRAND THEFT AUTUMN T1CKETS AVAILABLE NOW Our penultimate show of the year comes your way on November 7th. Title matches, fued enders and Chaos as we stop at John Cabots Acadmey one last time before we roll into CHAOS RUMBLE! buytickets.at/prowrestlingch…
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TOTAL CHAOS 2026 Streaming FREE & LIVE over on Chaos YouTube tonight @ 6.30pm youtube.com/@prowrestlingcha…
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george
@StokeyyG2Oct 8
Not what I expected to open my phone to.
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JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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Get back to the office latest
Bloomberg (@business) profile pictureBloomberg
@businessOct 7
HSBC is planning sweeping job cuts across its UK wealth management business as part of a broader push to use artificial intelligence to serve affluent clients more efficiently, the Financial Times reported, citing people familiar with the matter. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
HSBC Plans Sweeping Job Cuts Across UK Wealth Business, FT Says

HSBC Plans Sweeping Job Cuts Across UK Wealth Business, FT Says

HSBC Holdings Plc is planning job cuts across its UK wealth management business, according to people with knowledge of the matter, as part of a broader push to use artificial intelligence to serve...

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