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Words in @NewOhioReview @NorthAmerReview @Gulf_Coast @ChestnutReview and elsewhere : Big fan of the slam dunk : Existential dread + blues licks + gobs of reverb

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Joined March 2021
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Amp Harris@ampharrisOct 25
Quote of the year: “It’s like every week, somebody from #Colts, has a problem doing their job”
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™️Marcus 
@TheMisterMarcusOct 25
I understand why Anthony Richardson is getting high and why Keenan Allen is getting drunk. 😂
James Boyd@RomeovilleKidOct 25
#Colts HC Shane Steichen says he has NOT considered a QB change because he has “a lot of faith” in Daniel Jones.
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Fire this bozo and kick DJ out of town. It’s time for a rebuild.
Chris Shepherd@NFLschemeOct 25
Unbelievable. Shane Steichen says he has not considered a QB change because he believes in Daniel Jones. Why? #Colts #ForTheShoe #Vikings #INDvsMIN
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Proposal for Colts fans: we all get together and bring Daniel Jones jerseys and have a nice big bonfire
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Alright time to bench Daniel Jones and let have AR have some fun. Seasons over.
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The thing about academic philosophy: if someone disagrees with you, it’s because they don’t understand. If everyone understood everything, everyone would agree with everything. It’s really that simple! 🙄
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ESPN
@espnOct 22
Haliburton was emotional after dropping 23 PTS and 12 AST in his return 🥺 Glad to have you back, Hali 🙌
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Luke Schultheis@LuckAtLukeOct 20
If Colts QB Daniel Jones would fetch a first round pick, Blue would be driving him in an Indy Car to the airport.
Stick to the Model
@StickToTheModelOct 19
Fire Sale coming to Indy? Most likely players on the move:
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Dashawn ✞
@DashawnDontPlayOct 19
Chris Ballard is FIRED!!!!!!!!!!
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“Do you have the talent to win?” Fuck no we don’t! It’s obvious we don’t. Our QB is ass. Our defense cannot pressure a qb. Our O line couldn’t open a hole for a mouse and we have NO wide receivers. And no picks. It’s time to clean house.
James Boyd@RomeovilleKidOct 18
#Colts HC Shane Steichen full postgame presser.
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The Jets are going to get a top ten pick this year from the Colts. At least we’ve got a good cornerback! Sometimes. Maybe.
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Stephen Holder@HolderStephenOct 18
Dumpster fire
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After a pretty bad mental health crisis in January, severe burn out, working two jobs for the last 8 months, and weakly trotting over the finish line of my MFA, I am finally writing again. It feels amazing to want to write after so long of truly NOT wanting to write.
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Greg Vorse@GregVorseOct 10
MHJ can't even get proper separation from the Cardinals.
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Jeremy Stevenson@MyColtsAccountSep 27
“What’s she writing?!” “What’s she writing?!”
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mcnabb #MakotoYukiFC@mcnabbplswinSep 21
Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, the 2026 Indianapolis Colts defense started playing on the TV. He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️
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Indy is one of my favorite places
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Ambrose Pike
@ambrose_pikeSep 3
Replying to @freganmitts
One hit and you’re doing epistemology of parrots on twitter.
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Ian Hartitz
@IhartitzAug 19
Underdog NFL
@UnderdogNFLAug 19
Pat McAfee will be added as an analyst on ESPN's Monday Night Countdown, per @AndrewMarchand.
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