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Jacob Freyistan
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It's very important to find a spouse who is just as smart as you, so that you can engage in high-level political and philosophical discussions like this.
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This is how it will play out. Trump is calm and he is working with the CIA and Homeland Security knowing the election was rigged. The teams on the ground will gather the evidence from the machines and illegal ballots. The results will come in as massive voter fraud across the Nation. Trump will have Homeland Security make arrests and there will be a special Message delivered to the American people that our election was stolen and there was international interference and people on our own soil are in.
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This is the easiest fucking money you could make. No, you morons. Texas is not flipping.
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Texas flipped in the 2026 gubernatorial election: Democrat Gina Hinojosa defeated incumbent Republican Greg Abbott.
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usatoday.com/story/news/pol…
texastribune.org/2026/11/03/tex…
Barron Trump forgot to finish becoming a Batman superninja revenge machine and they were really counting on him to go like. Beat up democrats.
Here’s how republicans can still win
1. Pay lots of attention to John Fetterman on his kids birthday
2. Convince him to fall on several incoming democratic senators at once
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Main disappointment from the American election stuff this year is they introduced Lindsay Graham's sister but she wasn't a comically butch gym teacher-type. Lot of money left on table.
I think South Carolinians have clearly established that they love LGBTQ+ senators and Donald Trump revealing Annie Andrew’s is trans was a profound misplay.
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- Sir, though we’re confident we’ve successfully deterred North Vietnam from invading the South, the VC remain a significant problem.
+ Nuke Saigon.
- W-what?
+ I want it obliterated. Kill every single South Vietnamese political figure while you’re at it.
Trump:
I could have won the Vietnam War in a week.
They kept bombing forests for years instead of going after Ho Chi Minh City.
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Ho Chi Minh City was called Saigon during the war. It was the capital of South Vietnam, the US ally, and was renamed only in 1976. The US did repeatedly bomb North Vietnam's capital, Hanoi, including the 1972 Christmas bombing.
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If you believe simultaneously in any dark forest bullshit and also that voyager one in any way changes the odds of humanity being discovered u are the stupidest person since the guy they had to invent pre-sliced bread for.
I really like the idea of going “it’s time to let slip the hounds of war… bring in Palantir to make doge unstoppable” and then it’s just 50/50 guys in sweatshirts and SS uniforms wandering around government buildings turning off random computers to say they saved money.
