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Constantly doing my best to not be twitters main character of the day

Joined January 2013
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oh my sweet beautiful massachusetts
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Kristen retweeted
Crown Jewel 2026 is officially being moved to a new venue as announced by Riyadh Season. PWlnsider reports the event is still being held in Riyadh but in another location within the city.
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Disney nostalgia will work on me every single time. I’m not sorry. I was raised by that shit
Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato reunite in new segment for Rare Beauty.
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I’ve never cared so little
🚨 Jay-Z announced as headliner of the Super Bowl halftime show.
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…..you don’t think they’d….
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Damn talk yo shit Sami
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman becomes an astro physicist
FG attempt is short and the Seahawks maintain their 10-point lead. KCvsSEA on NBC/Peacock Stream on @NFLPlus
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All the videos about this thing going around showing signs of the affair, but what I’m most blown away by is this grown woman having a legitimate meltdown cause other adults didn’t like the cat in the hat movie.
So Ethan fell asleep to Tamaras movie, Hila hated the movie, says it ruined cat in the hat for her and Tamara calls ethan a fucking idiot infront of hila, the comfort level this bitch had is amazing to me, PART 5 of these clips
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Why isn’t the media slamming this company over and over for putting their employees in active danger?
The New York Times reports today that Iran has reached advanced stages of planning attacks against Americans in Saudi Arabia / the Middle East. WWE ‘Crown Jewel’ is still currently scheduled to emanate from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia in two weeks. (@nytimes)
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Anybody that actually found these videos funny is devoid of any real humor so what do you mean
it's actually insane how parody culture has practically disappeared because why does nobody make genuinely funny parodies anymore 😭😭😭
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It’s gonna be about how she meets miranda, charlotte, and samantha
Her story is far from finished. Carrie is returning for Season 2 on Prime.
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Just so people understand the full extent of what’s going on right now, the United States ordered the evacuation of nonessential diplomatic personnel. The State Department issued a Level 3 advisory, due to threats of terrorism, armed conflict and missile threats. Major international airlines have suspended flights to Riyadh through mid-November. Wrestlers, production personnel, and other employees overseas risk getting stranded or worse. And WWE is sending folks headfirst into that environment because of their contract. This deserves intense scrutiny. There’s no justification.
As of now, the plan is to go ahead with Crown Jewel in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, despite all the security alerts. (PWlnsider)
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If he doesn’t take her on one of the trips for his HBO show, what is the point?!
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Kristen retweeted
very funny to have a TV Famous person outshine an Internet Famous person like a thermonuclear bomb, and then for a random person to do the same
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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They’re literally gonna wait until the Smackdown before aren’t they?
The U.S State Department today has ordered nonessential embassy staff and their families to evacuate Saudi Arabia immediately. The official alert states the hostilities have the potential to escalate rapidly beyond the airport attacks. WWE Crown Jewel in Riyadh is two weeks away. (@AFP)
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And he’s right
“If you’re the man who retired John Cena it’s a standard that you should keep it at that level” - Ilja Dragunov opens up about Gunther’s recent booking:
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This is a man who doesn’t burn bridges
Ilja Dragunov was asked if WWE's last offer to him included a raise or a paycut: “To be honest, I’ve too much discreet and too much of a businessman and a gentleman myself to talk about these kinds of things. Everything I can say is that it was nothing that I felt satisfying, and nothing that gave me the perspective of, ‘Okay, I must stick with what I hear.’” (@arielhelwani)
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Notice how every single time Roman is in a feud the OTHER person is the one that makes it interesting. Every. Fucking. Time.
The best part of the entire segment...
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Am I the only one tired of the amateur camera stuff with 946? Can none of them stand in the ring and talk? Is that why they do nothing but these vignettes?
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