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Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy retweeted
2021: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2022: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2023: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2024: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2025: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2026:
Customer: "This package missed the guaranteed delivery date."
Amazon Bot: "We are so sorry for the delay! It is still in transit and should arrive tomorrow."
Customer: "I am not asking for a tracking update. Two-day Prime shipping is a paid retail contract. Since you missed the delivery window, apply the $15 monthly Prime fee credit to my account balance immediately."
48 hours later...
Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy retweeted
Amazon Rep: "I have applied a $15 promotional credit to your Amazon balance."
Customer: "I will be sending this message for every late box."
Lesson for Prime Members:
Amazon does not just sell products. They sell your own laziness back to you. Their reps are trained to offer a weak $5 credit first because they know 95% of Americans will just complain to their spouse instead of demanding the full monthly fee they are legally owed.
Stop treating Prime like a charity. Claim your late credits, link a second adult under Amazon Household to split your $139 fee in half, and cancel your Subscribe & Save the exact minute the first discounted box ships.
Stop quietly subsidizing a trillion-dollar algorithm.
Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy retweeted
If you want to stop leaving cash on the table this weekend, use these two exact plays on your Prime app today:
First, whenever a box is late, open the customer service chat, bypass the bot by typing "Representative," and paste this exact line:
"My order missed the guaranteed Prime delivery date. Because Prime shipping is a paid service agreement, I am requesting a $15 promotional credit applied to my account to cover this month's membership fee."
Second, never click the yellow "Buy Now" button. Amazon puts the seller with the highest profit margin in that box, not the lowest price. Always scroll down and click "New & Used from other sellers." You will find the exact same brand-new item with Prime shipping for 20% less.
Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy retweeted
Tulanians, New Orleans, Athletic Director David Harris, and President Mike Fitts,
Enough is enough. Tulane football is a falling way short of our standard and imminent action is necessary.
Last year, Tulane was one of the 12 best teams in the entire country which lead to unprecedented positive media coverage, a surge in Alumni support and a 100% increase in applications to the university. 9 months ago, thousands of Alumni gathered across the country to cheer on the Wave win the conference championship and compete in the College Football Playoff. Now, we can hardly get 10 alumni together in each city to watch a game. The poor state of the football program is not only doing direct harm to Alumni engagement and enthusiasm and will have repercussions in future admissions cycles, but could potentially lead to irreversible damage and billions of lost dollars with the inevitable upcoming conference realignment.
Our success has been used as an excuse to not invest MORE in the program. We have been a victim of our own success and our peers have caught up and surpassed us already. Our former competition like SMU, and Houston who were already ahead of us seems impossible to catch up to.
Change is needed now. WE MUST INVEST TO STAY COMPETITIVE.
If you care about Tulane football please SHARE this message. An outpouring from Alumni, Fans, and New Orleans will be the only thing to bring the university to immediate action.
@DavidHarrisAD @TUFitts @GreenWaveFB
LMAO Kings were sitting on 58 points with 3 seconds left in the 1st half and drilled a 3 at the buzzer to deny the toast. 😂😂😂
I searched Bobby Phills on Wikipedia because I remember his jersey in the rafters in New Orleans.
Maybe Charlotte folks should be more concerned with the fact that the franchise there in 2000 raced to retire Phills yet never bothered with Bogues, who was more impactful.
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🗣🗣🗣 PREACH!!!
Dear Green Wave Nation, I want to apologize for all of my vulgarities yesterday, but I am very angry about what I’ve been seeing on the offensive side of this football team. It is so annoying to watch such a talented football team go to waste. I wear my heart on my sleeve most of the time, and I speak before I think. but y’all understand the frustration, I’m sure.
I love Tulane, and I love my boys on this team. They are my guys. And to watch them get blamed for execution when more of it is based on getting put in bad positions by a horrible coaching staff just ticks me off beyond belief !
Unfortunately, what I said last night is true, and I will not be attending any more Tulane football games as Green Wave Man until this staff is dismantled !
Please @TUFitts do something about this before it is too late. This program has come a long way since the days of Bob Toledo, Chris Scelfo, and Curtis Johnson and going back to those days should not be an option because the football program will suffer immensely. The donors, the fans, the people who are tied to this program deserve a much better football program !!!
Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy retweeted
Final Bet tonight at 10:35 pm on @FOX8NOLA:
Buckle up, @ScottDKushner joins the show to talk Saints, LSU, Tulane, and Pelicans.
Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy retweeted
Subplot for today: There's a major sickness running through the locker room. See how it impacts things.
Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy retweeted
Losing streak over.
Plain Dealing 22, Pine Prairie 0, final
Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy retweeted
As seen on New Orleans @Reddit…
A beer in the Superdome fridges is marked as $16, and scans as $17 at the register.
Someone also told me the cost of the cheeseburger went up 50 cents from Game 1 to Game 2.
WDSU doing the same by not promoting Damon Singleton and then Shay O'Connor leaving.
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Wow....
Carroll High suspended for rest of season, Assumption High loses home football games after brawl
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