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Bad tweeter. Cat dad. Procrastinator

SWFL ➡️ Denver ➡️ WPB
Joined August 2010
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Imagine your football team loses and you have to live in Nebraska
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Peyton Manning doing commercials for Cintas is approaching Shaq's throne
I think Shaq would do a commercial for genocide if the check was on time
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Damon Wilson = Tyler Barron 🥱🥱
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Mario, that goaline series was not very 🫸🤛🫸🤛🫸🤛
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I'll leave this to @SonOfShango
Feel like Cena at ECW with the boos I'm getting
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Quad Box is impossible. I’m 2 TVs at a time. Both full screen. Save quad box for the jits in class who fail everything
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Washed Take of the Day: Quad box is too much stimulation, jumping between full screen channels is how sports should be watched from the comfort of your home (I'm 37) @jpgilbert @IMFB_Blog @SolidVerbal
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Yes… I’d like college RedZone, too.
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notre dame against teams with winning records
CFP committee watching Bama beat a 4-4 team
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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They really cranked one out the park with jingle for the Daisy sour cream commercial
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🚨🚨Fire name alert🚨🚨 @TylerIAm
Sources: No. 16 Wake Forest will start Steele Pizzella against Merrimack today. They are holding starter Gio Lopez out of precaution, and he’ll be available to start at SMU next week.
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Clemson and Syracuse putting out some B1G10 audition tape
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What my wife hears when I try to explain "what's so funny" about the meme I'm laughing at.
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"I actually came away more impressed it was only $21k"
The Ringer founder Bill Simmons allegedly made $21,800 in proxy bets through FanDuel using his daughter’s boyfriend in Massachusetts. State regulators are investigating the 22 wagers and plan to hold a hearing on how FanDuel handled the situation. Via @Covers | ow.ly/NuHi5104vz4
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HOLD TF ON 😆
Replying to @vgrasta
Knuck if you buck
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Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
Young white men voted overwhelmingly for gay race communists who want to trans kids, flood the country with illegals, and destroy young white men. Online social contagions of conspiracism, victimhood, and Jew-hatred are largely to blame.
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