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Jordan

@JDASH325

Bad tweeter. Cat dad. Procrastinator

 SWFL ➡️ Denver ➡️ WPB
Joined August 2010
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José Arcadio Buendía (@SonOfShango) profile pictureJosé Arcadio Buendía@SonOfShango21 Sep 2024
Imagine your football team loses and you have to live in Nebraska
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Jordan@JDASH325Oct 3
Peyton Manning doing commercials for Cintas is approaching Shaq's throne
Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) profile pictureTrill Withers@TylerIAm28 Sep 2018
I think Shaq would do a commercial for genocide if the check was on time
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imfb_blog@IMFB_Blog6h
Replying to @JDASH325 @jpgilbert @SolidVerbal
Quad Box is impossible. I’m 2 TVs at a time. Both full screen. Save quad box for the jits in class who fail everything
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Yes… I’d like college RedZone, too.
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notre dame against teams with winning records
☘️☘️Irish Fan ☘️☘️ (@Irish_fan_81) profile picture☘️☘️Irish Fan ☘️☘️
@Irish_fan_81Nov 6
CFP committee watching Bama beat a 4-4 team
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Orbis (@_heral_fog) profile pictureOrbis@_heral_fogNov 4
RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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What my wife hears when I try to explain "what's so funny" about the meme I'm laughing at.
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VG Rasta
@vgrastaNov 7
HOLD TF ON 😆
Mann (@Yeaamann21) profile pictureMann@Yeaamann21Nov 6
Replying to @vgrasta
Knuck if you buck
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Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) profile pictureJoel Berry
@JoelWBerryNov 4
Young white men voted overwhelmingly for gay race communists who want to trans kids, flood the country with illegals, and destroy young white men. Online social contagions of conspiracism, victimhood, and Jew-hatred are largely to blame.
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Van has a message for MAGA
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Vaxxed?
Motor1 (@Motor1com) profile pictureMotor1
@Motor1comNov 6
BREAKING: The Tesla Cybertruck is dead. Elon Musk said production will wind down mid 2027 to make room for Cybercab production.
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In Woke 3.0 we are rebooting Fear Factor and making RFK, Jr. eat a new recalled food each week
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Damn, Democrats really are transitioning everyone
Exec Sum (@exec_sum) profile pictureExec Sum
@exec_sumNov 4
BREAKING: Caitlin Clark will become the face of DICK'S, per BBG
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steely dan@poppateejNov 5
My children’s children will learn to hate kalshi
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Surely the last 24hrs has to be in the top 10 Twitter days of all time
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Mac
@cheapiemacNov 4
Ernie: Well fellas they just called Texas blue, first time in 32 years Charles: I'll tell you what Ernie, the women in San Antonio are so big they probably get 2 votes! Shaq: Chuck your big fat ass probably gets 10 votes! Kenny: Hakeem Alojowan was actually a they/them
bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) profile picturebbs@BurritoBrosShitNov 3
I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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Raven (@ravenunreal) profile pictureRaven
@ravenunrealSep 23
be honest, why are you even on twitter?
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen
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