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First I was an ancient, then I was an infant, now I am alive!

Joined April 2012
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
You guys didn’t do January 6th until January 6th
Tuesday was not a good night for Republicans It’s been 4 days and no protests, riots and vandalism..
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
No way
BREAKING: Colossal Biosciences, the startup working to bring extinct animals back to life, accuses a former employee of stealing company de-extinction secrets.
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
What if we just built a replica of the Oval Office in a mental hospital and told him he won re-election?
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
2 for 2 in ending political careers …
The man behind Kristi Noem’s infamous horseback commercial has been exposed as the creator of Vivek Ramaswamy’s vile attack ad, a new report alleges. thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie…
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
No one has ever won both the FIFA Peace Prize and the Citizens of Iowa Man Of The Century award in the same year
Here’s a closer pic of the “award” Trump received REUTERS/Evan Vucci
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
It’s amazing how Critical Race Theory magically stopped being an issue. Almost like it never was
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.
UPDATE: 3 Charlotte cops resign after an internal investigation revealed a competition to see who can arrest the most Black people
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. We have photos.
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
Finally, I'll be able to get a good baguette around here
Texas will turn into Paris, France, if you and your family do not vote Republican.
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
Apparently, being sexually abused at 12 is fair game for political advertising now. Welcome to the Republican Party's family values.
Vance: The media and the Democrats in the state of Ohio are obsessed because Vivek Ramaswamy had the audacity to run a TV commercial which calls it out like it is and calls Amy Acton a liar.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The ad features Amy Acton's estranged mother disputing Acton's account of childhood homelessness, rape and abuse. Both 1978 Mahoning County court records and Acton's brother, Phillip Stearns, corroborate her account of living in a tent and abuse. wyso.org/2026-10-20/amy…
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
Trump: "I alone could secure a prisoner release from Russia without giving anything in return" Trump literally ten minutes later: "Now you idiots know why I had to waive sanctions on Russia, no shot I got that prisoner release otherwise"
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
Trump Setlist 10/20/26 (Greenville NC) I Know You Biden Cognitive Cat Sunflower Windmills (tease Toilets) $5000 Hamburger Clap, You Fucking Rubes Drums > Starshield Beautiful Drone Base Ballroom (Jam) My Brother Esau is Tim Scott’s Longtime Roommate The Accusing Never Stopped
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JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Jacob Rabatin retweeted
Even if the American Republic lasts for 1,000 years, nothing will ever remove the stain of this despicable man’s monstrous betrayal of everything it once stood for
Trump: "Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine. They haven't been doing much."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump's remarks were made the same day Russia conducted a drone strike killing six civilians including children in a Kharkiv region park, plus missile and energy infrastructure attacks leaving hundreds of thousands without power. kyivindependent.com/what-russias-d… kyivindependent.com/russian-drone-… kyivindependent.com/russia-strikes…
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