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Reese’s Pieces

@JackJackington

sacre bleu / DMs okay, might ignore you / yassified Pauly Shore in Biodome

Joined August 2011
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۟@yuandyneMay 25
“If you kiss my neck... it's done. We're fucking.” - FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY, 1880
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it’s cooter
☆ 🐛🐠benjamin netanyancat⛓️🍭👁️👁️ (@BlueGreenblue3) profile picture☆ 🐛🐠benjamin netanyancat⛓️🍭👁️👁️@BlueGreenblue3Nov 11
There should be a word for vagina that sounds as stupid as "dong"
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alright, I worked out and it has been awhile
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I tend to side with women but this passive aggressive crap does no one any favors
VerdeBienestar (@Mica__elax) profile pictureVerdeBienestar@Mica__elax17h
estaba con un pibe en su casa y los amigos le dijeron para juntarse, como lo mencionó unas veces le dije "que si queria ir que vaya, que yo me iba" me miro y me dijo "segura" yo: "si" (aun q obviamente me jodia) cuestión me acompaño hasta la parada del colectivo +
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rova (@rovabtw) profile picturerova
@rovabtw19h
I just wanna know why boomers romanticize working like a dog your whole life
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WE CAN’T AFFORD TEETH WHY WOULD WE GO TO A SPORTING EVENT
Big Pig Aidsap (@aidsapev) profile pictureBig Pig Aidsap
@aidsapev17h
I am close to hitting the panic button on attendance at college football and basketball games. There are serious issues nationwide
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Jensen Hung
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_US11h
JENSEN HUANG HAD RELATIONSHIP WITH SECOND NVIDIA EMPLOYEE: RTRS
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hope and loving yourself
🦋 (@leftunsents) profile picture🦋@leftunsentsNov 11
what substance do i have to abuse to enjoy living
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they oughta know we googled it 6 different ways, looked for a youtube video, waded through Reddit and unplugged it and plugged it back in before we call
Fav (@favwontmiss) profile pictureFav
@favwontmiss22h
I am an elder millennial. I promise you that if I am calling, I already know I cannot solve this issue online. PLEASE LET ME SPEAK TO A PERSON.
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there’s a nip in the air this cold won’t be good for my crops
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a formative experience
mac (@povurcrying) profile picturemac@povurcryingNov 11
at some point in your life you'll find someone you have unreal chemistry with and it's very important to know that you can't have them.
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PUT MY DICK IN THAT BUBBLE U TIK IT GO BOOM
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiNov 11
BREAKING: Nearly $300,000,000,000.00 wiped from Nvidia stock in past hour
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We in the 48 percent are doing all the heavy lifting I guess
×͜× (@RuggedRyan_) profile picture×͜×
@RuggedRyan_Nov 11
52 percent of men say they haven't benefited from women having affordable birth control
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the way i would weep
Em, Esq. (@emlawcatmom) profile pictureEm, Esq.@emlawcatmomNov 11
Look at what I did to my Mercedes with my garage today
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corruption in Louisiana? i’m shocked
Kaare Johnson (@KaareJohnson) profile pictureKaare Johnson
@KaareJohnsonNov 11
Breaking news! Lieutenant governor Billy Nungesser says Governor Jeff Landry requested the NDA and not Meta for their Richland Parish data center. If this is true, that means Governor Landry lied to the entire state of Louisiana
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Lost Generation 2 🥴
Raymond (@RnT45t1) profile pictureRaymond
@RnT45t1Nov 11
I’m about to turn 38 and literally have no idea what the fuck happened to my life
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work well into my 80s? sheeeet, id rather work to overthrow my government
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesNov 11
"As lifespans increase, people have to prepare, mentally and financially, to work well into their 70s and 80s," per WSJ
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it got hot today wtf global warming is real
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Neet (@neet_sol) profile picture
Neet
@neet_solNov 11
“Work well into their 70s and 8—”
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesNov 11
"As lifespans increase, people have to prepare, mentally and financially, to work well into their 70s and 80s," per WSJ
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mine points straight because it just does idk
michael 🚀 (@FreesideMike) profile picturemichael 🚀@FreesideMikeNov 11
my dick curves up because it points towards your heart
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