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I’ve always wanted to see a blue duck. I like to go on walks. Eagle Beak with the Ostrich Feet.

North Carolina, USA
Joined April 2015
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I can’t stop horsing around
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THRILLER 😱 • Michael Jackson
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Germany vs USA!🇩🇪🇺🇸
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Randy Johnson and dead bird Halloween costume will always be one of my all-time favourites
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lol this is great
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easily in the top 5 🎃
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Those animal mascots you see at football games is probably just some guy in a costume pretending.
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Amazing stat.
The only two NFL teams that have yet to score 10+ offensive touchdowns this season: The 0-6 #Chargers The 6-0 #Vikings
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A major investment in the future of Pirate Athletics 🏴‍☠️
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you pass by on your run. i'm in the front yard explaining to the dogs why NASA Apollo astronauts are on the Hollywood walk of fame
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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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Anderson .Paak & Cordae's top tier LA Leakers Freestyle but the beat is Otis
Deadass never seen an LA Leakers freestyle like this before their chemistry is ridiculous
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ANDERSON .PAAK x CORDAE 🚨 LA LEAKERS FREESTYLE 🎙️ “On top of the world, like Ye at SoFi.” “My n***a [Lil] Wayne, gave me the game, that’s Yodi. My n***a Nas, took me to 8 figures, after taxes.” “And I still can’t f**k with Justin Timberlake, gentrified the Rap game, we only asked to renovate.”
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If there's only one reason Lil Dicky doesn't deserve to be on this worst rappers list it's for the ridiculous freestyle he did on Sway in The Morning:
30 WORST RAPPERS OF ALL TIME. 🚨 No sales. No popularity. No excuses. JUST RAP ABILITY. Who doesn't deserve to be on this list, and who did I leave out? 👀
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Christmas shopping is HARD.
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I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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turnstile at the washington monument
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