Freelance Developer Christian ✝️ "All around chill dude"

Raleigh, NC
Joined April 2016
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sending a shedload of (not spam, double opt-in) email is still v challenging but @jessethanley has taken some of the hardest bits and packaged it as a kickass service called @PostShiba huge unlock for builders
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I got to teach a room full of people IRL about @eve at #allthingsopen yesterday! It was great to see so many people exploring OSS and AI together. Many great convos were had. Kudos to the everyone who made it all possible 📷 Thank you @RoxanaCodes for taking a picture for me
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Prediction: Railway may have suffered a major security breach that exposed its customers API keys
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I was describing the PHP debacle to my wife and all she had to say is "wow, that sounds PH negative" and then smirked
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I'm available for your UI dev needs, if your agent still isn't quite cutting it 🙈
was considering trying a dot for something but literally isn't in the sidebar 😂 UI is hard even for people with unlimited AI budget
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If anyone on Craft CMS, Laravel or even WP needs help with the mitigation today feel free to reach out!
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Jake Dohm retweeted
Claude, plz rewrite wordpress in rust. Yes all the plugins too. No I don't just mean the source code, I mean like, go replace everybody's wordpress install. You don't have access, well funny thing...
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Jake Dohm retweeted
Full details of a remotely exploitable vulnerability in the core engine of *all* PHP versions will be released tomorrow, October 21st. If your organization has internet facing PHP applications then you need to be ready to patch the minute the update is released or *strongly* consider taking the application offline until you can: php.net/index.php#2026-10-20…
🚨 PHP warns of two critical vulnerabilities as emergency patches arrive tomorrow The PHP security team will release updates on October 21 at 14:00 UTC for two vulnerabilities, each rated 9.2 under CVSS v4.0. ⠀ Security researchers identified the flaws as CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619 and described them as remote code execution vulnerabilities reportedly affecting PHP versions 5 through 8. PHP has not yet confirmed the affected versions, exploitation requirements or fixed releases. ⠀ The vulnerabilities were reportedly leaked before their planned disclosure. Researchers said they have not observed active exploitation, while PHP warned it may release the patches early if technical details become public or exploitation is detected. ⠀ Administrators should identify PHP installations now and prepare to apply the updates as soon as they become available.
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Jake Dohm retweeted
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Is this true?
I do love how tech used to be synonymous with cushy, high paying jobs. Now it is beginning to be synonymous with 80+ hr work weeks. What a rebrand
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The Laravel team continues to do insanely cool things, as a matter of routine 🫡
3 days, 200+ load tests and a 60-page writeup that follows every request from the edge down to the line of code that serves it. That’s how we do SRE at @laravel
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You have 5 minutes to tell me what stack to tell my agents to use for a React Native app before I hit "go"
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Jake Dohm retweeted
Ending the week animating this priority icon.
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My current agentic flow: Cursor for ~everything. Grok 4.7 High Fast for normal stuff. Ask it to spin up subagent with Opus 5.5 High when any new UI needs to be created
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I'm not saying that optimizing/benchmaxxing your testing tools is the *first* thing you should do... But it's pretty darn close! Nothing worse than waiting for agents to finish running test suites.
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Jake Dohm retweeted
Yes, my husband leaves a lot of mugs upstairs, but if he brought them all down and we cleaned them, then they wouldn't all fit in the cupboard, and it's all part of a very delicately balanced dishes ecosystem
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Strict adherence to the rules makes games fun
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if your name is josh, you work in culver city and your boss is out for lunch rn, just fyi your boss absolutely hates your vibecoded crm and just wants to use the off the shelf software, he also wants you stop wasting company resources and do your job
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Jake Dohm retweeted
New job alert! 🚀 Are you a Senior Fullstack PHP/Laravel Developer? Eventhub is hiring for a remote position in the Europe/Berlin time zone. Work on exciting sports tech and help shape our platform! Apply now: larajobs.com/job/3945 #laravel
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Haven't seen a cleaner onboarding flow 👀
I love a clean onboarding flow 👀
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