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Jay, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ EXO-L. I'm fine! Welcome to Greenvale. 내가 있을게. When he rises everyone will see. 幸せなら. We have the strength to scale the walls between us.

UK
Joined January 2009
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nowing ones complane of my tweet the fust edition had no stops I put in a Nuf here and thay may peper and solt it as they plese ......................... ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ???????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rook is just a girl who loves puns
Replying to @GenePark
There is a part of the first forested area open zone that has a giant hand sticking out from the ground and Rook makes 3 solid unprompted puns, at that moment I realized he's just a goofball trust into a situation way too big for him and making the most out of it.
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no one's here any more so i can say it. i love my new nose piercing but i so want to pick my nose. :(
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again: mothballing this account. find me on insta @ applesonlyeating, bsky i'm fairly sure you know but it's eating only apples, as usual.
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jfc i'm so disappointed in #xiumin #whee #interviewX. typical: two listenable songs (obviously Love Is U is good, Make You Lala is fun) and a boring list of nothing. same as last album. i thought post-SM he might get more interesting
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hey i think i'm out? i'm just here out of habit, everyone i care about has relocated. this is just miserable. dm for contact details.
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googled looking for this song and this is about the only thing that proves it exists. maybe we went to the same school
Did anyone else sing a song at school which started “eeny, meeny minibeasts” and ended with everyone shouting “MINIBEASTS!” It’s all I can think of when I see people calling the #uksnow the #minibeastfromtheeast
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lol all yellow Wordle 1,356 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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hey yall with cats: tidbittuckshop.co.uk/ are closing. they stock the best treats in all the world, Ferdie loses his mind for these treats, so please get your hands on them while you can. i'm so sad to be losing them tidbittuckshop.co.uk/
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this is genuinely one of the scariest films i've ever seen. i was wringing my hands throughout
THE BLACK TOWER (1987): Channel 4 aired John Smith's stunning 'architectural horror' short about a mysterious black building which follows a man wherever he goes. A metaphor for depression, it's in the same 'once seen, never forgotten' category as La Cabina.
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when the blue triangles' meaning became apparent i couldn't breathe lol
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a 3 year old took my hand and studied my fingernails (navy blue, featuring moons and space cats). "do you like them?" i asked. he thought about it. "yes. i like the colourful ones too"
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got it, L. colorful nails next week. #preschoolgems
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The first airing of Team Homer (S7 E12) had Homer as the owner of Dr. Haing S. Ngor’s Oscar. This was changed in future airings as Ngor was murdered a month after Team Homer originally aired. It was changed to Don Ameche later on.
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You so rarely see Homer sitting like this. He must be in especially good spirits
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Just had someone seriously assure me that cats are immune to black widow venom. 🤔
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