The official Twitter account of Senator John Connor Senator | Soldier | Savior Now sponsoring legislation for as low as $999.99 8/29/1997 Never Forget

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Dear lord
The latest Truth Social post from the president of the United States.
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Me when I’m nursing a hangover and she says we’re getting brunch with her friends.
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Replying to @JohnConnor_US
If it’s good enough for The Boss it should be good enough for 🫵YOU
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See? They’re tired of putting up with women too.
The share of teenage girls who identify as lesbian or bisexual has dropped sharply in just four years, per CDC data highlighted by The Washington Post. Among ninth-grade girls: Lesbian or bisexual: 30% in 2021 → 17% Bisexual alone: 26% → 13%
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Finally some good news boys
beer only damages the liver of those who are evil and wicked. if you have a kind soul alcohol cannot harm you
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Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂 I saw a recent photo of @CynicalPublius and let me put it to you this way, the only charge this guy is leading is the one to the early bird, all you can eat buffet.
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Actually he picked up a nurse costume at Spirit Halloween recently, so now he's nurse joan
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Replying to @JohnConnor_US
Senator John Connor @JohnConnor_US is smart and attractive and charming and you should all be nicer to him.
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I am smart and attractive and charming and you should all be nicer to me.
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Look I get that republicans think Obama is some wicked villain, and I kind of get it. Don’t love the man myself. That said, if you ever find yourself defending The Cheesecake Factory, you should look in the mirror to see who the real villain is.
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If you’re offended by this please scroll down to my earlier tweet in defense of eating garbage. xitter.cf/JohnConnor_US/status/2…
I believe litter should be tested for DNA and fingerprints. I believe in hunting down litterbugs like we do terrorists or serial killers. I’d like to appoint an army of forensic detectives dedicated to this task. I’d like to sentence those caught to eating their weight in litter.
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I believe litter should be tested for DNA and fingerprints. I believe in hunting down litterbugs like we do terrorists or serial killers. I’d like to appoint an army of forensic detectives dedicated to this task. I’d like to sentence those caught to eating their weight in litter.
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Senator John Connor retweeted
Imagine not living in Toronto
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New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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I am smart and attractive and charming and you should all be nicer to me.
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Please support the #DeportClavicular movement
In a time when Americans are so divided, there is one issue that unites us. Do the right thing, President Trump, and #DeportClavicular
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As part of a settlement with Cobra for my violation of Rule [REDACTED], I, Senator John Connor (American), hereby state that drunk driving is always bad and no one should ever do it, even as a joke.
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This satisfies my obligations under Cobra v. Connor.
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