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To the moon..
Joined March 2021
Today I crossed $50k PnL on Polymarket, all within the first 83 days of 2026! 🤯 I ran this up from a $4k total balance (and a -$2k drawdown). I didn't get lucky on one massive swing—my biggest unhedged win was only around $3.5k. The secret was just taking minimal risk, finding high EV plays, and letting the small wins compound over time. The profits are incredibly rewarding, but the best gift has been the network. Discussing ideas with smart people is the greatest alpha a struggling trader can get. I owe a huge debt of gratitude to all the friends and partners I've made —you guys are legends. @aenews - Great trader who literally runs a couple of niches as the RAIDBOSS, learnt a lot from his thinking process and bouncing ideas. @CarOnPolymarket - Amazing vibes trader, its almost as if he knows which way the book is gonna move ahead of time. @ProThonker - UMA legend, helped me learn the "process" of UMA the best. cashy/denizz - Middle East experts, the Lebanon market was so fun discussing ideas and criterion! And all my SHARP close friends: @theta_thunberg , @EpsilonPM , @0xinfringe, @GollumGekko1 and others who might have missed... My biggest regret? Not sizing up more into high-conviction plays. It’s psychologically hard with a smaller bankroll, but that's my main focus for the next level. It’s been an insane 3 months of learning. If I can do this, anyone can. 🤝📈 NEXT TARGET🎯: 100k by EoM May.
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The-Joker retweeted
Polymarket significantly changed the rules for the second time yesterday on the Russia x NATO military clash market, after $7m had already been traded. The new rules state that interceptions of strikes on ships in NATO countries territorial waters (which is sovereign territory), won’t be considered as a military clash. The original rules did not have any such carveout and it is impossible to know where Polymarkets bar-raising will finish before we place a bet on these markets. For example, would an intentional drone strike on Bucharest that is intercepted count if the target was a foreign-owned civilian building? Would the US defending a cruise ship from a drone strike while it’s docked in Miami count? (Weirdly, a recon drone shot down over any of those targets would 100% count) Although I don’t agree with it, I don’t have a huge problem with the actual ruling of the specific incident that was clarified yesterday. I believe the pattern of strikes on nearby ships, alongside statements from President Dan and EU officials, provided strong enough evidence of targeting Romanian territory. But it's a judgment call that could go either way. The trouble is the bar has now been raised significantly again for future incidents when millions has already been traded, and we can’t accurately price these markets without predictability that rules won’t change under our feet.
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"Brazil is the country of the future, and always will be." — Charles de Gaulle 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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Federal Reserve decision day came through again. Netted +$10,000 across my accounts this time. I size aggressively on these events because market pricing frequently lags my fair value. Going into this meeting, my framework was simple: 1) The Set-up: Market, macro data, and Fed commentary all aligned on a hike. A hold would have severely damaged Fed credibility. 2) Consensus: I anticipated a unanimous vote (0 dissents). The Fed needed to project total unity in a hike pivot versus the infamous "family fued". Good research isn't about overcomplicating things, it's about pricing scenario probabilities and taking high-conviction bets.
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Who else is super ready to short Anthropic post-IPO? Feels like the gap in "best" model is not big enough anymore to warrant this valuation long term. Given how expensive their models are, I don't see them being competitive enough when token efficiency becomes THE TALK.
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The-Joker retweeted
Since the Canadian government 🇨🇦 wants to "protect" me from myself by banning @Polymarket and @Kalshi, I had to try @Wealthsimple new @Predict platform. • No limit orders, market price only • No order book visibility • And... a 67% fee?! If I sell later, what's even left? How is this supposed to protect retail investors?
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One month ago Basenji was posting about a “Will Trump insult ___” market, & how ‘woke’ it would be to consider “difficult character” as an insult. Now, after buying 1c, post-clari, he is trying to claim Levin’s “into rumours” comment about Haberman counts as an insult from TRUMP
Replying to @TheNotoriousSKi
“Hardly even an insult” isn’t the standard. The rules explicitly say “Disparaging the individual in their professional capacity will qualify.” Saying a named journalist is “into rumors” and “doesn’t report the news” is quite literally disparaging her professional credibility. Whether I like the outcome, whether Tsybka posted it, or whether you think the video should count has nothing to do with applying the written criteria.
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I don't like horror movies but today I'm a fan. I got these shares for about 10c, was able to 8-9x my money on the prediction. The final answer came out to be $25,106,020 and everyone else was fading >$25m. Tbh, this bet just about deep understanding on how studios report and seasonality in box office, and I would have probably lost money on this market few months ago without experience. One of the bets I'm most proud of in my short Polymarket "career".
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The-Joker retweeted
E-sports so predictable kek
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Every now and then it just hits me how we can decode the literal fabric of reality using nothing but logic and symbols. Mathematics is fucking beautiful!
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SIZE THE FUCK UP — when the edge is real, and only then. That's the best advice I ever got from a fellow Polymarket trader (you know who you are, and THANKS!!).
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July was my most profitable month on @Polymarket! I relentlessly grinded this month, found a couple more niches to dig into. Participated in a trading competition and placed 3-4th at the @HiveLiveHQ World Cup. Learnt a lot of new markets and evolved my system. Biggest thing I've changed in July is how I size my bets- instead of being a conservative bettor I'm now sizing much more into markets I feel comfortable in. Stay tuned to find out where the Joker finishes by EoY!
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Made it to the Quarterfinals for the @HiveLiveHQ Cup! And now I face @ProThonker in what should turn out to be a fun round at the very least. My strategy has been simple, bet small, bet on high conviction plays and compound. With Thonker as my competition I feel like I'd have to take some high-risk high variance bets to get past. Regardless I'm super proud of how far I've come in my prediction markets journey. Seems unreal that I was -$3000 sometime in December off of my $6000 deposit which now I've turned into over $150k.
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I've registered for the Hive World Cup. And I am coming for the trophy! hivelive.io/?r=joker-dogvers…
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I'm way more succesful and poor in real life
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The-Joker retweeted
Polymarket has disappointed me yet again and I’m now genuinely afraid to trade larger sizes on the platform.After losing $30k this month on the Ukraine-Russia ceasefire market because of an “archive market error,” I got hit with almost the exact same situation today. I was actively trading the “Trump announces US blockade of Hormuz lifted by…?” market when a sudden clarification flipped it from 80% Yes / 20% No to 30% Yes / 70% No in one move. Cost me another ~$20k.Look, nobody is saying markets shouldn’t be clarified. But until recently we at least had proper pre-clarifications. This feels increasingly sloppy and reactive. It really seems like Polymarket has become surprisingly unprofessional lately. Not a good look when people are putting serious money on the line. Clarifications are so inconcistent, not just the content but how they are made, there should be an SOP
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Nearly a 30k month for me on Polymarket! Just two negative days - being consistent with your strategy definitely pays off!
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