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Primary teacher, husband, dad of 2 girls, singer, history lover and massive sports fan: SUFC, Hibs, cricket, Seahawks & Mariners

Joined February 2010
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Crazy that the best players from the Norwegian football team and Australian cricket team are both from Yorkshire
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All the red circles on this map have a 500 mile (about 800km) radius. Basic geography knowledge but lots of folks apparently struggle with the logic. On Mercator projections regions closer to the poles appear enlarged. Source: buff.ly/3e2IKVS
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Car booked in for new brakes and tyres. Had a walk planned for weeks. Now I'm stuck in Tamworth for hours!🤦‍♂️
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Well, I braved it, walking randomly around the suburbs, and thankfully the car was done by 12.30! Got rather wet, but nothing too bad.
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Trying to swap 2 Jersey £10 notes to mainland ones: Post Office couldn't do it. Bureau de Change couldn't do it. Went to the bank - 'We can't exchange them, but you can pay them into your account.' Once paid in, 'Would you like to withdraw £20 pounds now?' What a process!🤣
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It might be an unpopular opinion, but I reckon Spence is in our top 3 performers this world cup. He has been immense at both ends of the pitch.
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After over 8 years @HolyRosaryCVA, it's the end of an era tomorrow. Feeling the love of the school family through words, actions and gifts but I have held myself together (just!) so far. Let's hope I don't become a blubbering mess on my last day!
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Last day at work tomorrow and it's good to know that at least 1 of my colleagues has been listening to me @TailendersPod @itsmattchin @gregjames @felixwhite
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MisterEath retweeted
I was once booked and stretchered off in a game I didn’t play a single minute in.
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Surely one of @England's greatest ever wins? Mexico haven't conceded in 4 matches, hardly ever lose at the Azteca, at altitude, we were down to 10 men for 40 minutes (50 including added time) - how have we held on there?!
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If children just found and sent this sort of thing to their dad, I don't think there would need to be a #SocialMediaBan ! 🥹❤️ (And yes, she does spend too long on her phone 🤣 and I do support the proposal!)
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MisterEath retweeted
The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review. They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆. Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.
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Result = negative Fielding = average (1 run out was my match highlight!) Batting = rubbish Opposition = cheats Body = aches But being back on the cricket field, having a chat and a laugh, and forgetting about a (mostly) rubbish few weeks was worth it! @TwycrossCC
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Controversy in Worldle today...😡🙈
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There's been a saga in the Sheffield subreddit where people are going to a specific co-op on eccy road and delighting in the freezers that are seemingly tuned to a C# chord. reddit.com/r/sheffield/s/ymn… Someone finally recorded it, it's fucking beautiful.
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Records broken: 🇬🇧 3 🥇 at one Olympics .. 2 🥇 in a day .. 2 🥇 for one athlete at a single Games. No male 🥇 for 40 yrs and three in 3 days .. and includes Team GB's first ever Winter Olympic title on snow .. is that correct & have I missed anything!? That is some weekend! 😅
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Last day of term normally means getting home and opening a beer straight away. Today was a half marathon...followed by a beer! 😁 As I mentioned to @MrMillerabc the other day, I think my mid-life crisis has started!🤣
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I've added to my Grinch persona today - I completely forgot about #ChristmasJumperDay at school...🤦‍♂️
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2.5 years since my last one, and 1.5 years since I thought I'd not be able to run any great length again, I've reached 13 miles again (And I took 1 minute off my PB). Still not sure how people manage to go any further, though, as the last 2 miles were torturous!
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