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Communication is one thing, that’s a good thing.
When you enable, aid and abet their bad behaviors is another thing, that’s a bad thing.
Perhaps “Little Marco” should grow up and learn the difference.
They definitely went for the Early Bird Special.
I'm thrilled to welcome my good friend and former colleague, @Sen_JoeManchin, to Maine. I'm so thankful he's here!
It’s mind boggling that people who go on and on about patriotism are trying to force a free nation to surrender to a Russian dictator.
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The lesson to be learned from this is that if the US imposes sanctions on you, you should detain as many US nationals as possible on bogus charges, then gradually release them in exchange for sanctions relief or other concessions. Rinse and repeat.
If it’s to switch seats to sit next to their child because something got screwed up? Sure. But an adult having this kind of reaction because someone wouldn’t switch seats to sit next to another adult is ridiculous.
We gave them nothing! Except for this…
According to U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Stephen Hubbard, a 74 year old U.S. citizen living in Ukraine, who was taken from his home by Russian soldiers when Izium, Ukraine fell, was released by Russia and is on his way home. Per the president, nothing was given to Russia by the U.S. in order to secure his release, but minutes later the president claimed that the sanctions waivers given to Russia were implemented to ensure Hubbard’s release, directly contradicting his prior statements.
Analyst Comment:
It should be noted that, despite President Trump’s statements to the contrary, it’s unlikely that Hubbard’s release was the driver for the implementation of sanctions waivers, instead being the administration’s wider efforts to alleviate the oil and gas markets from the conflict in the Middle East
Vladimir Putin…humanitarian. The groveling, cuckish stance this administration takes on Putin is embarrassing. Ronald Reagan is rolling in his grave at today’s GOP.
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Everyone associated with the executive branch is deeply fucked up, but this post, calling a reporter a mongoloid, somehow still finds a way to stand out as especially atrocious.
.@POTUS absolutely roasts Mongoloid Moron @AndrewFeinberg for his disgraceful behavior:
"What's wrong with you? Are you a sick person? I actually think there's something wrong with you."
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Trump on Camp Lejeune water contamination claims: "If we win the House and Senate, I am directing the Department of Justice to settle all remaining legitimate claims as soon as possible ... if we don't win, there's no money."
Idiots: Lebron wouldn’t have survived playing in the 90’s, it was too physical
Same idiots: Lebron plays too physical!
Kind of wild to admit to breaking the law this openly. All of the spending he has named came from PAC’s. It is illegal for any candidate or federal officeholder to direct PAC spending. Does anyone proofread these things for him. He may have the worst staff in history.
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Wow, the US truly has the most incompetent president in history.
Just listening to how clueless this man is, it’s no wonder we have been humiliated in Iran.
Trump: “The Russians had a thousand tanks riding up a concrete highway. They would have been in Ukraine in four hours, going maximum tank speed, which is 48 miles an hour, to be exact. Nothing to stop them. The war would have been over in one day. And this very stupid general - I have no idea who he is. I doubt he’s still with us. I doubt he’s still living. He decided to hang a right onto the farmland and then take a left and go up to Kyiv, rather than staying on the highway - the concrete highway, perfectly good highway - where they were doing very nicely. It would have been three and a half, four hours, and the whole war would have ended. He ended up getting stuck in the mud.”
Does he understand that Ukrainian troops destroyed all the bridges and cut off the retreat points, so the only option left was to go off the highway? I mean, if you have the IQ of a 10-year-old child, you should be able to get it.
I am honestly shocked at the basic level of ignorance. And this is the man who is in charge of the US Army.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk personally ordered the slowdown of Starshield, the military-grade Starlink relied on by Ukraine - WSJ
